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Subject: Liberal, Republican or Redneck?
Are you a Liberal, Republican or Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around thecorner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
praises Allah, raises the knife,and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family.
What do you do?
Liberal's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier,healthier street that would discourage
such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
Subject: Liberal, Republican or Redneck?
Are you a Liberal, Republican or Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around thecorner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
praises Allah, raises the knife,and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family.
What do you do?
Liberal's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier,healthier street that would discourage
such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
