Hiding things from your Significant other

[Rustler]

My thing is guns and the wife’s is horses – You can add up all the firearms that I have bought and sold, currently own and will buy in the future and it does not even come close to the cost of horses…

Because of that I do not need permission to buy a firearm every so often. So my wife does not know that I am currently building my first AR-15 with all the Xmas boxes arriving in the mail…

Tonight I am sitting at my desk which has a full AR-15 magazine sitting on top of a box of 223 ammo – the wife asks if I plan on buying any new guns soon??? Oh *&^* I’m busted… Why I ask with that stupid “I didn't’ do it” expression on my face????

Well she says, I was at friend X’s ranch and they let me shoot their AR-15 and I want one too! You have to get one now before you can't!

Keeping a straight face I answer – Of course dear I would be happy to get one just for you…

She still doesn't know I am building one – they are all look the same, right?

 

[Nugilum]

To quote the movie "True Lies"...

"Ballsy, stupid but ballsy..."

May your significant other be understanding longer than mine as. She doesn't tolerate much with firearms anymore.

 

[chris in va]

I don't get this 'his and hers' thing. Get one, both use it.

 

[Jlr2267]

My guns cost me twice as much.

Just bought a new GP100, had to fork over $550 to the wife to shut her up..!!!

 

[bainter1212]

Oh how I wish I remember where I read it....there is a "rule of four" when it concerns the wife....something along the lines of "after you get four guns, she just sees a full safe and doesn't remark on individual guns". My wife is slowly coming around.....did I say slowly? Lol

 

[shiftyer1]

I bring a new one in the house and she says she remembers when I bought that one, several months or years prior. I guess they all look the same to her

 

[pillage]

My wife doesn't really care when I buy another one, she just rolls her eyes.

 

[rozziboy18]

i get the
" this better be the last _____ one of these things!"

and the she goes and steals my _______ new smith m&p 9!!!!!!

women have far to much power.

 

[medalguy]

Mine doesn't really care what I buy, but every once in a while I get that "Oh, another gun" look back from her. She's not a real "gun person" and doesn't understand why I need more than one pistol, revolver, shotgun, etc. After all, I already have one pistol, right?

 

[dbldown]

I have a magical reproducing gun safe. I place a gun on both sides of an empty slot, close the door and in a few months they magically reproduce in the dark, quiet environment I have given them. Next thing I know the slot is filled. Reloading equipment is also capable of reproduction.

Note: Gestation times vary.

 

[Reloadron]

My gun safe is like dbldown's safe. Actually Kathy has no real clue what I have in there beyond her one gun. Large revolvers for example all look the same to her. Overall she is good with whatever I want.

Ron