Ahhh, the good ole days.
My brother and I would take turns riding our bikes down the street while the other one tried to hit a moving target. Not too bright, but a helluva lot of fun.
Another time, I had shot a bird out of the tree in the backyard (I was truly only aiming for the branch and instead clipped his wing.) and another kid tried to pick the bird up. I shot towards him and told him to leave it alone, as it had suffered enough already. Well, he says I hit him in the hand but I don't think I did. He goes home later that night and tells his mom and she calls the cops. The cops call my folks and after a conference between myself, my folks, and one of the local policemen, it was decided that I should forfiet my bb gun until I turned 18, which was about 6 months away. Luckily my dad is a county deputy, or else I don't think the cops would have been so lienient.
Fast forward to July 4th, 1997. I was over at my squad leaders house with my son, getting ready to go see the fireworks. He and I, both in our mid-20's, decide to shoot off soem bottle rockets. Well, shooting them into the air isn't any fun, so we eventually started launching them at each other. He dropped one while trying to light it and bent over to pick it up. Just as he did, I fired one at him. My rocket went straight thru the part of his t-shirt that was hanging down, boring entrance and exit holes thru it, and bounced off his van, which was parked nearby. After bouncing off the van, it exploded about 6 inches from his face! He jumped about 3 feet into the air! Once he realized it had passed clean thru his shirt, we both laughed our heads off. Funny though, neither of our wives thought it was that funny. Maybe that's why we're both divorced now?
Fast forward again. This time, it's July 4th, 2001. I had told my fiance that it is perfectly safe to shoot off bottle rockets from your hand. Of course, she doesn't like the idea and tells me that I'm going to hurt myself. So, I grab a rocket, hold it outstretched in one hand, and light it with the other. It launches into the air and explodes with a loud crack. When I look at her, she simply says "You know your shirt's on fire?". I look down and sure enough, the sparks had landed on my shirt and were proceeding to burn a small hole into it. I put it out with my fingers, and she said (with a slight air of 'I told you so'), "Now, you're not allowed to teach our kids to do that." Lord, I hate it when she's right.
(And she so often is.)
Frank