the absolute worse thing that ever happened to me was when my girlfriend was having trouble with my 8mm m48 mauser. i should have been supervising her more because she hadn't shot since she left russian commie high school.
well, i finally noticed her struggling. i went over, looked at the rifle, and found to my dismay a 7.62x54R mosin nagant round jammed waaaay up that 8mm puppy.
i couldn't shake, extract, or poke it out with a cleaning rod.
so, i removed the bolt, found a nice patch of hard dirt, and slammed the butt of that rifle down as hard as I could.
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