How much do you know about SHOOTERS?

[Topgun]

1. A muzzle loader shooter at the range will usually:

a. keep his gun clean and dry
b. be recognizable by being filthy
c. regularly display his butt crack


2. Most revolver shooters:

a. have reliable guns and aren't always screwing around at the bench
b. will get thrown off the range for "Jerry Miculeking"


3. Most beginning trapshooters will:

a. ask questions of the experienced shooters before firing a round
b. drop at least half a box of shells while trying to reload without a belt pak


4. Most gun shop customers

a. buy guns
b. WAVE guns
c. tell other customers what they or their dad USED to have


5. Most BB gun owners

a. learn good safety habits before graduating to firearms
b. shoot their eye out


6. Most reloaders at the range

a. save money
b. vow to check EVERY round to see that it has powder


7. You can recognize the best rifle shooter at the range

a. by looking at his target
b. by counting how many black tactical gadgets are strewn about
c. by the size of his exposed butt crack


8. You can recognize the coach of a lady shooter by

a. the careful and calm instructions and reinforcement of good habits
b. the cry, "ANNIE OAKLEY" after every shot (yes I was there)

9. A 1911 shooter usually

a. is having a good time
b. has never shot a Browning Hi Power


10. A ....REALLY.....good shooter will

a. be poring over targets and making appropriate adjustments
b. be drinking a beer
c be scratching his butt crack

 

[Brian Williams]

OH! No, How does one get Milk and Cookies out of a keyboard

LMBO

 

[Black Majik]

oh so true!

I have never shot a Browning High Power.

 

[Mike Irwin]

I know I like them with jello...

 

[BerettaNut92]

Skunks go to the range
a. To enhance their tacticality and show off carbon fiber hardware to range buddies
b. They have no friends so may as well turn money into noise
c. Only when not foraging for carbon fiber
d. With the hopes that one day, a Korean sniper chick will show up, set up at the next stall and say, "Excuse me sir, I left my P7M8 mags at home, may I borrow yours and, by the way, what are you doing for dinner?"
e. All of the above

:banghead:

 

[sm]

Older gentlemen shows up at the range with a well worn leather bag similar to a Doctor's Bag. Retrieveng the staple gun he sets up a target at 10 yds.

a. he has a model 19 OWB hidden by a Carhart Jacket
b. he has a model 10 OWB as a BUG on weakside
c. he draws from concealment smooth as glass with either hand
d. he makes all shots quickley and are in the black , small groups
e. he gives a quick clean ,re-loads and re-holsters his CCWs
f. he had done this before and will again.
g he just blew the kid's mind away in the booth next to him with his skill, coolness, ability to reload with a speedloader, with either hand.

Me, I'm a grinning...I just watched a old friend do what he has done for years...I'm grinning at the kid as we pull away to leave still scratching his head in awe...

 

[WhoKnowsWho]

Skunky, I am surprised you don't have a tree in your yard with a carbon fiber bark! That would be kinda cool actually...

 

[ysr_racer]

Sorry, I thought you said "Hooters", like the restaurant.