Your rhetorical Kung Fu is weak. And attempting to portray me as a potential home invader is absolutely laughable. I'm not even an apologist for drunken home invaders. Being drunk and banging on people's doors in the middle of the night is a crime called 'disturbing the peace,' a misdemeanor for which the law is amply equipped to deal in a non-lethal manner. Your neighbor drunkenly breaking down your door, mistakenly believing it to be his own, likewise the law can deal with. The consequence for the drunk being some jail time. The law is even well equipped to deal with angry little men with an axe to grind on the Internet who fantasize about how coldly they would put down whatever came through their door, should they act on that Hollywood fantasy.
I'm not even really talking to you anymore here, Deanimator. It's your funeral, pal. I'm just trying to counter, for other people who are reading this forum, what amounts to extremely reckless advice that makes the entire gun community look bad. As a law abiding citizen, I will say that your attitude is entirely counter to civilized society.
I hate to support the rights of people like you to own firearms, but until a psych evaluation reveals you to be the sociopath you so clearly are, I have no choice. Which is incredibly galling, but that's the price of liberty, I guess.