If you could go back in time and advise yourself

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Buy the HK91.

Buy the FN FNC.

Buy the .44 Automag w/.357 Automag barrel.

Run like hell from the first brunette.

Remember to wait for back-up to arrive before entering the warehouse on April 23, 1995.

Don't let memories of first brunette screw up shot at second brunette.

Don't take overtime on Jan 21, 2001.

LawDog
 
KEEP ALL FUNCTIONING FIREARMS!

I had trade fever for years. I worked in a gunstore and went through HUNDREDS (no kidding) of different guns. Something else was always cooler.

Glad I got over that. I wasted [$$]thousands[/$$].

Upside is that I can comment personally on almost everything made. :D
 
-Stay away from the brunette. Doesn't matter if she's buxom, and you're a hormone raging horny 14 year old

-Start convincing parents earlier.

-Join this board earlier

-Go back really early and convince ancestors to settle in a more gun friendly locale.
 
Get the CZ-75 in the satin nickel finish

Buy as much 5.45x39mm as possible as cheap as it was at the Raleigh gunshow
 
Buy silver dollars, not beer in '63.

Keep the '66 vette 427 roadster, and get rid of the wife.

Listened to your dad and not your friends.

Did I mention the vette?

Put your guns in a safer place.

Keep the 2nd wife.

Buy Yahoo @ $25.

Sell Yahoo after the second split.

Buy more land.

Did I mention the 'Vette?

Get your grandfather's guns while you have the chance, and put them in the 'Vette.
 
Don't waste so much time on football. Very few kids who make it such a big part of their life ever have much to show for it once they become adults. Except for bad knees and shoulders.

Don't fight your sense of patriotism-surrender to it. You'll feel better as you grow older (and probably will have contributed more).

Make your heroes people who always put their country and/or friends first.

Go for something basic with your first handgun. A Smith & Wesson revolver. A Colt 1911. Stay away from anything saying Ultra, Tactical, Maxi, Mega, Special Edition, or Uber. Become proficient with it before you buy your next one.

If you never hunted or served in the military, seek out someone who can teach you how to shoot a rifle. Do it while as young as possible, while your eyesight is as good as it will ever be.

Read gun magazines in the library, or online. Before you even think about spending money on one, ask yourself how much ammo that money will buy.

After you've acquired a rifle, shotgun, and a handgun, and feel proficient with them, start saving for some professional training. Not another weapon.

No junk. Ever. Save for quality, even (and especially) if it means you have to sacrifice quantity.

Women? Be careful here. Meet their family if you find one you're at all serious about. Good looks are always great, but don't discount the ones that can have a great laugh with you and allow you to be yourself. Be careful how you treat them. You'll find this hard to believe, but they're someone's daughter. That will remain pretty meaningless, until you find yourself the father of a daughter or two.

Be serious about school. The way your education will impact your life (in so many different ways) in later years will astound you. Don't think you can always go back to finish a particular course of study. Get it done right the first time, while you're there. geegee
 
Buy the AR-15. It was only $350 back in '76. Stockpile the magazines and make a fortune years later. Also buy the Barrett M82 for $2,500.
 
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Umm, guys, anyone notice ( unless I missed it) none of the ladies have responded.

Either they have made no mistakes,and bought all the firearms in their younger days.... or they are changing hair color.

I didn't talley the hair color that most of us guys should have avoided.
 
Hmmm...buy the HK91 for $450

trade for the Uzi, with the Uberti rolling block replica, that I had $250 in.

buy the condo in Dublin, CA, in '97.(I would have doubled my money in 3 years)

Buy GE, Microsoft, AND Home depot stock in the early '90's:D
 
Buy all the $25 Lugers I can.

oh God...

I think I'm gonna get sick just thinking about it.

SC
 
Buy that S & W mod. 41 brand new when they were closing it out at Montgomery Ward for $299.
 
Don't buy that Walther PPK/S or that Para C6.45.

That drunk guy is going to walk out on front of your vehicle.

Don't date that man. Check out his criminal history and thank your lucky stars.

Don't buy that Colt Gov't .380 for Oleg - it's a lemon in disguise.

:eek:
 
Dan Wesson 357 Heavy non vented 8". Keep it.:banghead:
Keep TC Contender, Keep Reminton XP100 35Rem.
Buy Qualcom(when I had the chance for $20.00) did not, sell Qualcom when it hit $650 after many splits. I WOULD be a MILLION, NO a few MILLION ahead.:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
 
Basically, I'd tell myself that you save money in the long run by going straight to the really nice stuff, instead of buying a bunch of progressively nicer and more expensive guns over several years. And you'll wind up buying what you really want eventually anyway. :rolleyes:

Also, I'd tell myself to skip the Para-Ordinance P14-45. :barf:
 
Buy the SPAS for 275.

Buy that Glock 17 from that dumba@@ down the street for 175.

Keep in touch with younggun.

Beat the hell out of pat.

Hang out with Mike the computer geek in Jr. high.
 
Spend more time in the military, and challenge myself instead of being lazy.
Don't go to college. Go to work immediately and follow the exact path I have anyway, only sooner.
Don't get married. Ever.
Buy a house ASAP
Get quality firearms education early and often.
Start shooting competition early.
Begin shooting seriously early; forget about shooting beer cans and shooting stuff to watch it come apart; become skilled.
Get into NFA stuff early back when it was far less expensive than conventional guns are now.
Don't ever sell a gun for any reason. Ever.

If I had followed that advice, I would be retireing in a few years with a very nice pension. I would probably have a very nice house paid for which I would sell and greatly augment my retirement income. And, I would have a much more extensive and higher end colleciton of guns; and be much better in their use.
 
Never have ahhhhh....hmmm.... "intimate relations" with anyone crazier than yourself.

When certain female knocks on door.....DON'T OPEN IT ! ! !

Run like a bat outta he** when your hear "Buddy, hold my beer and watch this...."

Know ahead of time that you cannot snatch the piece of cheese out of the 'loaded' mousetrap with getting some appendages smashed. OW ! ! ! Quit it !
:cuss:
 
This is beyond doubt the MOST depressing thread I have EVER read on THR! I can't even read anymore, please stop! Your depressing the hell out of me!
 
My first firearm was a single shot Marlin .22. My first handgun was a CZ-75.

If I had to do it all over again I wouldn't change a thing except I never should have let that old Marlin get away from me.
 
I'd go back to the late 70's and pick up as many DIAS or lightening links as I could posssibly can. And invest the rest of my money in a small fruit company.:D
 
Kick that one guy in his back years earlier - or kick one of his friends. :evil:
Get into sports shooting years earlier. ;)
Buy HK SR9 while still legal and available for reasonable price. :mad:
Don't even notice that black haired girl. :eek:
Don't invest in fonds on Monday, September 10th, 2001. :fire:
Get a pre-entry for a semi-auto .308 before April 1st, 2003, to buy G3-style rifle after the fall of German AW ban. (Not applicable if SR9 had been bought) :(
Yesterday evening, check left review mirror before backing up out of the parking space. :banghead:
 
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