I'm selling my guns.

[Pramunitus]

Perhaps some are "losing" their guns in part out of fear of coming extractions similar to New Orleans" Katrina experience, and in part jest.

I only know I set mine out for cleaning this morning, only to return to find a mysterious whirlwind had swept them out the door.

The good news is, this will save the "authorities" the trouble of collecting them when the time finally comes to save humanity.

 

[telomerase]

Why is everyone selling / getting rid of their guns?

Because when all guns are illegal, you might as well have grenade launchers and phased-array microwaves instead.

Mounted on the humps of unicorns, of course... you'll see one in the Smithsonian. It's called a "zumbarouk", IIRC.

 

[possum]

i am not selling my guns, but my wife has inherited all of mine.

 

[2nd 41]

i am not selling my guns, but my wife has inherited all of mine.

I'm not selling of my guns....but I'll take a good offer on my wife.

 

[Sepia]

Guns are a myth.. just like the easter bunny and the bill of rights! Besides... all my guns ran away with my two Picasso paintings and my 1965 corvette....

 

[black_powder_Rob]

Well my dog ate mine, guess i shouldn't have forgot to feed her.

 

[ZombieHunter]

My gun fell into a paper shredder...it made a HORRIBLE noise.

 

[2nd 41]

My wife left with my guns. I sure miss them.

 

[Float Pilot]

All mine recently sank in a horrible boating accident.
My skiff sank in a hundred fathoms of salt water.
It was Tuesday night as I recall.
Fortunately my humor bag was rescued.

 

[Prince Yamato]

When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns... the rest of us will have flamethrowers, which are not federally regulated.

 

[No Fear]

I'm not selling of my guns....but I'll take a good offer on my wife.

What form do you use to transfer a wife?

My wife left with my guns. I sure miss them.

Give us a pic of her, you and the guns so we can decide who to have sympathy for

 

[pbearperry]

I got a Browning Hi Power for my wife.Best trade I have ever made.

 

[yeti]

Ya, Unicorns do carry, I know, they just bought my last EBR, one of the few that wasn't caught up in the terrible out house -- sink hole disaster of October of '08.

 

[bthest86]

I with you Mil-dot.

Tomorrow I'll be crushing my collection with a backhoe and burying what's left of them.

I'll be sure to post lots of pictures of it.

 

[devilc]

Go to Obama's website.
There is a massive forum there.
Post them for sale there.

 

[PILMAN]

I cried realizing how scary my black rifles really were, I realize one day I am going to die and those rifles will be around and potentially harm innocent children or people that didn't intend to be on the other end. I realize how potentially dangerous these "tools" really are, they are designed for military use and combat, not for a safe suburban American neighborhood in Miami. I have decided to donate my weapons to the police department and have destroyed my ammunition. God bless a safer America







*cough cough* bull**** *cough cough*

 

[SamTuckerMTNMAN]

you guys are the best

 

[Texpatriate]

Yeah,
I just sold all mine too. The wife and I couldn't stand the though of those evil things being around with our little ones. So they're all gone now, sold them to a nice older gentleman that I met in a gun store a while back. Maybe I'll buy a single shot shotgun one day in the distant future after the kids are grown, but I don't really see the need for any guns around our house for a while.

 

[The Annoyed Man]

Knock, knock!!

Honey! Somebody's at the door! Never mind, I'll get it... mumble grumble....

OH, hello Herr Obenfuhrer. How may I help you?

My guns? No, I don't have any guns. You heard that I do? Well, I used to.

What happened to them? Well, I sold them all a while back. The guy's name? Let's see... Joe? Jerry? Jim? I'm sorry I don't remember. No, since Texas law didn't require any of that for a face to face transaction at the time, I never gave him any kind of receipt or got his signature for any of it. He seemed like a straight up kind of guy.

What did he look like? Well, let's see... He was dark complected, but to be truthful, I couldn't tell you if he was of Hispanic, Middle Eastern, or Mediterranean extraction; or maybe he was just a southern cracker with a good tan.

Sorry I couldn't be more help to you Herr Obenfuhrer. Have a nice day sir.

Shhhhh! Honey, is he gone yet? I better get out to the deer lease and make sure nobody can see from the air where I dug that hole!

 

[happybrew]

Guns? Commissar, I was the victim of identity theft. When you find that guy, let me know because I'm really mad at him. I serve the Glory of the Revolution!

 

[gallo]

Eight months ago I sold my arsenal and donated the proceeds to the Obama campaign.

 

[plainsbilly]

guns what guns I already turned them into that nice gentleman from the ATF that was here yesterday what do you mean MR JBT that he wasnt from the ATF

 

[MAGNUM44]

Is this what OBAMA ment by sharing the wealth?

 

[glockdriver]

Remember B.A.T.F.,,,,,,Bury All Thy Firearms

 

[Smith]

You guys have GUNS?! Those things kill people!!!