I'm so tactical that...

[KiltedClaymore]

So wait... my mall ninja equasion looks like this: (0)+/-(0^2(3+0^2-0)/0-0



WHAT DOES THAT MEAN/EQUAL?!?!??

 

[KelVarnson]

I'm so tactical that... ...wait, you can SEE me?

 

[Eric F]

I'm so tactical that I pick my carry gun according to how I dress.

" does my ppk go with this shirt or do I need to go with my p7m8?"

 

[Rachen]

- My iBook has USP Ports instead of USB.

Now THATS original! HA!

Now I wonder, just how thick is your iBook? I mean, 3 USP ports, and plus the extra mag ports too, right?

 

[kd7nqb]

I am so tactical that I actually read this whole thread.

I am so tactical that I actually got a ruger LCP without a wait list

I am so tactical that I use a fan as a toilet to "practice"

 

[Rachen]

I am so tactical that I actually read this whole thread.

Oh yeah? I am so tactical that I read this whole thread THREE TIMES!

 

[Thernlund]

OH YEAH?? I'm so tactical that I just downloaded this thread directly into my head.


-T.

 

[Thernlund]

I'm so tactical that this is the ice cream truck guy who comes down my street...




-T.

 

[Restorer]

I'm so tactical that Superman doesn't tug on my cape.

I'm so tactical that I go to McDonald's and order a Whopper...and I get it.

I'm so tactical that I counted to infinity...twice.

 

[.cheese.]

I'm so tactical that South Florida doesn't have any more ammo cans, because I bought them all.

I'm so tactical that I walk around in 5.11 clothing 24/7. (this one actually is true, but not for tactical reasons, I just like how durable and long lasting they are)

I'm so tactical that I fart mustard gas.

 

[20nickels]

I'm so tactical I am the ultimate accessory rail attachment.

 

[Dorryn]

*Im so tactical, my Prius gets 5 mpg.


(Just kidding, i hate those cars...)

 

[10s&Xs]

I'm so tactical that I put an ACOG and a Crimson Trace on my Water Pik for CQB with plaque.

 

[streakr]

I tan in digital camo.

streakr

 

[pingpingping]

My real name is Tack T. Cal...I crap brass!

 

[HGUNHNTR]

My dog has an accesory rail.
I have a high speed low drag haircut.
I inflate my tires to +P+.
I was fired as a pizza delivery driver for kicking people's doors in.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

I was fired as a pizza delivery driver for kicking people's doors in.

thats funny!

 

[Smith]

kd7nqb: I am so tactical that I use a fan as a toilet to "practice"

LOL! That's a good one!

 

[divemedic]

I am so tactical, I am the reason Waldo is hiding

I am so tactical, I won a poker tournament holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from an Uno deck and a ‘get out of jail free’ card from a monopoly game.

 

[SsevenN]

I'm so tactical Sam Gerrard and I go shark hunting with our Glocks. (oewruhdfwod glocks shoot under water osihf blah blah blah)

I'm so tactical I now have those shoes that allow me to run up walls.

I'm so tactical my safe has a booby trap that is set off when entering the correct password.

 

[CountGlockula]

I'm so tactical I own pre-ban Ninja stars.

 

[trashpickinman]

I'm so tactical my wife has to sign a NDA just to ask me how my day was at work.

 

[divemedic]

I'm so tactical that I am what my neighbor's wife did while he was at work.

 

[dwave]

I'm so tactical....

That I CAN find waldo
That I can have cake and eat it too

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical, i killed waldo and he hasnt figured it out(so he is still hiding).

im so tactical, i dont NEED a gun to hunt sharks.

im so tactical, i told geko45 how to make his wheelbarrow AND the golfcart.