I'm so tactical that...

[esmith]

Im so tactical that you all go out and buy clouds while im sitting at my computer desk eating yogurt.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

I'm so tactical, I know Kilted is using a gaelic saying that is, well, tactically cool!

it really is insnt it?

 

[burningsquirrels]

i'm so tactical i own the internet. and i stalled thr earlier this morning.

 

[john917v]

I'm so tactical that
-My turds are camoflauged-a new, improved pattern!

-My condoms are made of Kevlar

-I command an elite group of shopping-mall peacekeepers. I even have my own golfcart. It's called the Warthog.

-If I run out of bullets in a tactical standoff in said shopping mall, I can simply yell bang, and the person I am facing dies suddenly.

 

[burningsquirrels]

i'm so tactical, i pointed my finger at a bird in mid air, yelled "BANG!", and dropped the whole flock.

 

[AR2A]

I'm sooooo tactical...well, here I am

 

[Bartkowski]

I'm so tactical, I don't go to bed.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical, i sleep with both eyes open.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

im so tactical, this is my ride...

 

[retgarr]

I'm so tactical that none of you have even noticed this posting.

 

[Telesway]

I'm so tactical I use my gun's slide serrations to brush my teeth.

 

[TonyB]

I bleed Break Free and sweat Rem oil.......
I'm so tactical that I am undercover as a fat white guy.....
(low center of gravity thing.....you skinny guys wouldn't get it)

 

[La Pistoletta]

I'm so tactical my last names are Teller Ulam Einstein Oppenheimer.

 

[Mr.1973]

i am so tactical .... my ass hurts.

 

[Justin]

...and we're done.