I'll retire, and do nothing but shoot off of my back porch.
Hi-points will be the gun to have.
In an effort to upgrade the military's weapons, the president signs an executive order stating that in order to eliminate current inventory soldiers may keep their issued arms with their commander's permission.
Approximately 0 rifles will actually be given out in this manner due to the CYA attitude of the modern officer core.
Music will get worse.
West California will have excellent year round fishing.
Beer will get better.
East California will be a popular diving attraction.
$50 automatic AKs will be sold at K-mart. $75 RPGs.
Ammo will cost $5,000 a round thanks to the "Chris Rock bill".
Senator Jdude will introduce the "3rd Amendment protection bill, and other purposes ** ", because millions of displaced hippies think they have a right to your spare bedrooms.
Bacon will be found healthy.
Tofu will be found to cause testicular and mammory cancer.
** The other purposes include worm farms and measuring the speed of ketchup.
Hi-points will be the gun to have.
In an effort to upgrade the military's weapons, the president signs an executive order stating that in order to eliminate current inventory soldiers may keep their issued arms with their commander's permission.
Approximately 0 rifles will actually be given out in this manner due to the CYA attitude of the modern officer core.
Music will get worse.
West California will have excellent year round fishing.
Beer will get better.
East California will be a popular diving attraction.
$50 automatic AKs will be sold at K-mart. $75 RPGs.
Ammo will cost $5,000 a round thanks to the "Chris Rock bill".
Senator Jdude will introduce the "3rd Amendment protection bill, and other purposes ** ", because millions of displaced hippies think they have a right to your spare bedrooms.
Bacon will be found healthy.
Tofu will be found to cause testicular and mammory cancer.
** The other purposes include worm farms and measuring the speed of ketchup.