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I had just come out of a gun show last weekend, and I was carrying my Winchester 12 GA Defender with me to my car. It's the only time you see people with guns on their backs out in public that doesn't cause mass hysteria.
So, anyway I reached my car which was parked next to a little park with trees and benches. Thinking I was alone, I decided to pump it once for the heck of it, before putting it into my car. Well, as soon as I did it I realized someone was watching me. Sure enough, a rastafarian-type homeless man sleeping on a park bench only a few yards away woke up from his afternoon nap and looked at me real hard. I guess he knows what a shotgun pump sounds like.
Sheepishly, I put the gun into the trunk and drove off. You think I gave him a start?
So, anyway I reached my car which was parked next to a little park with trees and benches. Thinking I was alone, I decided to pump it once for the heck of it, before putting it into my car. Well, as soon as I did it I realized someone was watching me. Sure enough, a rastafarian-type homeless man sleeping on a park bench only a few yards away woke up from his afternoon nap and looked at me real hard. I guess he knows what a shotgun pump sounds like.
Sheepishly, I put the gun into the trunk and drove off. You think I gave him a start?