Internet myths,stupity and lies...

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OK a recent thread got me thinking...what's the "best'(worst)internet rumors and myths that we've read(gun related)
how about......Glocks kaboom every time you shoot handloaded .40 cal.
you can't hit anything past 3 yards w/ a snubby
9mm won't even break the skin,but a .45 will kill you if it hits your pinky....
any more?
 
The majority of shooters on gun forums can consistently shoot sub-moa and a gun not capable of this is not worth owning.
 
ARs will jam at the first sign of dust, while AKs are, in any configuration, from any manufacturer, with any type of ammunition - 100% reliable.

Also, recoil from a Mosin will dislocate your shoulder after 2 shots.
 
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Crime will disappear if you ban private ownership of guns.

Only the police and military can be trusted with firearms.

I know these are anti-gun myths, but they're the ones that tee me off the most.

RH
 
Rumor One: It is quite possible to carry a full-size service pistol and three spare magazines, as well as a tactical flashlight, cell phone, mace, Tazer with spare cartridges, ASP expanding baton, handcuffs, a folding knife, Leatherman tool, wallet, car keys, kubotan, nun-chuks, knuckle dusters, FRS radio, GPS, and a small dog whistle --- and to carry all of these items discretely, inside the waistband, with only a tight T-shirt to cover it all.

Rumor Two: You not only need to carry all the items listed in Rumor One, but you should have a spare of each item tucked into your socks.

Rumor Three: The behavior of those who adhere to Rumors One and Two is perfectly normal! :neener:
 
Glocks are 100% reliable, and will always function when needed.
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You must carry a spare magazine in case your Glock malfunctions.



Anyone who carries a five (5) shot revolver will be assaulted by six (6) thugs.



:neener: Any caliber invented by an American manufacturer in 1902 (.38 spl) must be horribly obsolete, and should be replaced by a caliber (9mm) that was introduced by a German manufacturer in 1902. :neener:


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Birdshot is perfectly fine for home defense.
The sound of a pump shotgun being cycled will cause bad guys to flee, crap themselves, have a massive heart attack etc.
 
A Kimber 1911 with an External Extractor is a worthless peice of crap that will jam every shot.
 
a few more...

As a newer member here I've picked up a few...

Bears cannot be effectively stopped with any weapon currently known to man.

Bears can be effectively stopped with a funny look and flailing your arms.


There are only currently 2 gun stores in the continental United States that have decent prices and have good customer service. These 2 stores are also cloaked with some sort of Klingon technology and known by 4 people, 2 of whom are dead.

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All police officers/prosecutors/judges are anti-2A, out to put innocent gun owners in prison and seize the owners's guns for their own collections.
 
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