I've got a serious problem
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sparkyguy
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Yes, you do have a problem. Let me help you before it's too late. Send me the 66 immediately before you get totally out of control. It's the least I can do.
Blacksmoke
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Problem? Nah! You just have "Gunitis"- an often communicable disease that affects the main bank account. No one has yet to isolate the specific pathogen but the symptoms are well understood-
an undeniable urge to locate and posses the perfect arm,
a restless nightime sensation that has the patient rummaging through the gun safe at all hours checking and rechecking calibers and barrel lengths,
confusion and dissorientation while at the counter of larger gun stores or pistol range.
This often leads to "spousal irritation"; a sub-symptom or side effect.
Other indications of progessive deterioration in the patient include swelling of the credit card balances and a decided shrinking of resources away from other obligations.
There is no known cure. Although, medical literature has often referenced theraputic effects of particiapting in gun clubs with frequent exercise at pistol ranges, both indoor and outdoor.
-From "The Physician's Companion Guide to Sporting Diseases", a little known work.
an undeniable urge to locate and posses the perfect arm,
a restless nightime sensation that has the patient rummaging through the gun safe at all hours checking and rechecking calibers and barrel lengths,
confusion and dissorientation while at the counter of larger gun stores or pistol range.
This often leads to "spousal irritation"; a sub-symptom or side effect.
Other indications of progessive deterioration in the patient include swelling of the credit card balances and a decided shrinking of resources away from other obligations.
There is no known cure. Although, medical literature has often referenced theraputic effects of particiapting in gun clubs with frequent exercise at pistol ranges, both indoor and outdoor.
-From "The Physician's Companion Guide to Sporting Diseases", a little known work.
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jdomin
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problem?
remember , need has nothing to do with gun collecting
remember , need has nothing to do with gun collecting
bannockburn
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What's the problem; is it in finding more room in your safe to store these latest acquisitions? Is it in calling your insurance agent and getting yet another rider on your policy? Or is it because you've just recently spent a couple of grand on ammo, and another couple of grand on these revolvers, only to discover you don't have any .38 Special or .357 magnum ammo in the house? Is that the problem?
Elm Creek Smith
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Problem? What problem? They're revolvers! No problem!
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ArchAngelCD
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but this affliction has no cure. There is nothing you can do about it except enjoy it and go broke while you're doing it like the rest of us!!! 
yourang?
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i have that problem too....but really....the problem
is that i dont have enough money!
is that i dont have enough money!
XDKingslayer
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The only problem I can see is possibly needing a bigger safe.
10X
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I fail to see the "problem"!
If a lot are good too many are just right.
If a lot are good too many are just right.
GP100man
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my shuriff department wont let me get no more purmits for another 22months
with out a ffl.
GP100man
with out a ffl.
GP100man
RobertFBurnett
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Does it say anything in the Guide about Sigsickness? Because my first one is on its way and I have heard disturbing things about catching it.
wyocarp
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Some of the guys I know always ask me what the gun of the week is. In fact, the guys I usually get my guns through ran out of the forms for documenting the purchase of two or more handguns in a week two weeks ago. That is always a problem for me. Until your problem is that bad, I wouldn't consider it a problem.
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