Let's have some fun w/SEN Kennedy

[BB93YJ]

Dear Senator,

While I can understand your asking for a donation, with the kind of policies you and your party espouse, I cannot in good conscience do it.
The Democratic Party in general, and you in particular, are so far removed from what America is about as to be on another planet. Have you read the Bill of Rights since you were in high school? It still applies, although both your party, as well as the Republican Party seem to have forgotten that fact.

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I like to take a hand full of screws, put them in the 'postage paid' envelope
and mail them back. Sort of a big "Screw You!!!"

 

[Mark Tyson]

Send him an ad for this:

"The Distinguished Gentleman from Massachussets is recognized."

"I would like to add an amendment to the bill: The term 'assault weapon' shall never be used to define a container of beer, wine, or intoxicating liquor of any kind, that is shaped in the form of a firearm. Furthermore this bill shall never be construed to prohibit the sale of the contents of any such container . . ."

 

[Diggler]

Write the letter on the back of an old whiskey label.

 

[Jake]

Make a copy of AC\DC's "Have a drink on me" and send that.



Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise

So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me

Come on

Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind

So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me

Get stoned

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
Oooh

Gonna roll around [gonna double down]
Gonna hit the ground
Take another [swing | swig]
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise

CHORUS
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me

Have a drink oooooooon me

 

[Bainx]

"Play it again, Sam!"
http://www.ytedk.com/

 

[CrazyIrishman]

I heard that Teddy is going to open up a "driving school" and that its optional to bring scuba equipment!LOL

 

[grampster]

WildAlaska: Bwwwaaaahahahahahah....cruller on a line....
bwwwaaaahahahahahah!

 

[Master Blaster]

Cut out some coupons for toilet bowl cleaner and depends undergarments.
Put them in the envelope and mail it back.