Mine changes from time to time, so in case I change it later; "So I says to Borg; As long as we're up here, one of us ought to Moon those Saxon dogs!!" -This is the line under a cartoon picture of a guy being carried down from castle battlements, belly down on a stretcher, with a butt full of arrows.
The one I had before was from "Running Scared", when Billy Crystal is questioning a bad guy, who says; "No habla englais." He sticks his .38 in his nose, and says, "Hablo Smith and Wesson?"