Lines in your signature

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I plan to change my lines soon to this quote from a non-fiction book by Special Agent Joe Pistone(FBI-retired)/AKA; "Donnie Brasco":

"Carrying a gun is hard, it's even harder if your a big fat ****."

RS :D
 
I chose to take the liberty of paraphrasing one of the most profoundly true statements ever made by one of the greatest thinkers of the 19th Century. The message is timeless -- it's as true today as it was after the Civil War.
 
MDMadrid,

I really wish you had not posted this question. I hope that does not offend you; I mean it is a good question, and I enjoy many of the answers. However, I am terrified that Biker is going to stop laughing and actually tell us the origins of his third signature line. :) :what: :what: :eek: I am certain that would be TMI.
 
I chose that line because in my life it seems few things turn out as planned. So on the few times things work out right...I feel like I've found a prize...hence, the line.
Mark.
 
Mine changes from time to time, so in case I change it later; "So I says to Borg; As long as we're up here, one of us ought to Moon those Saxon dogs!!" -This is the line under a cartoon picture of a guy being carried down from castle battlements, belly down on a stretcher, with a butt full of arrows.

The one I had before was from "Running Scared", when Billy Crystal is questioning a bad guy, who says; "No habla englais." He sticks his .38 in his nose, and says, "Hablo Smith and Wesson?"
 
Murphy's Laws of Combat. My second favorite is 'friendly fire isn't' followed by 'tracers work both ways.'

And being an old Supply pogie, 'Remember the equipment you use was made by the lowest bidder.' :eek:
 
I stumbled across my mine while working in the Training shop while stationed with Marine Security Forces in Naples, Italy.

It just says so much about training and fighting smart.
 
First line is obvious. Only I have it tattooed on my arm as well.

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www.missouricarry.com becuase I live in Missouri and I frequent that forum there.

www.alwayssafe.org is a site I've been working on for some time. I'll get it done eventually. I have some things up but everything I have done is sitting waiting to get completed before I upload it for public viewing.

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Do I even have a signature?

Yup it is:

A word about zombies.
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Mine comes from a Simpsons episode where Homer becomes a country music manage and names himself Col Homer like Elvis's Manage Col. Tom Parker.

My father, a Col. in the Army, was watching the show with me and uses the line all the time even they do call him Col because he was as he says a Dumbass army guy.
 
Because it struck me as absolutely hilarious while still being tongue-in-cheek.

Well, that and I figured I'm too old, have too many firearms, and am too secure in my manhood to duplicate the sophomoric list of "guns owned" sig line that sprouts up on this forum like noxious weeds. :cool:
 
The one about cats is because my cats are great friends and companons.

The zero tollerance is for the love the creator has for us.

As for my handle, my late southern belle wife gave it to me when I asked her what to use.
 
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