Lockstep Newsmuffins

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Does over-use of the phrase "opened fire" in the reportage of shooting incidents grate on anybody else's nerves? When a robbery gets messy, the perp is said to have "opened fire" , never "started shooting". The backyard vigilante? "Opened fire". The cops in response to a suspicious movement? "Opened fire".
And the most repetitious of all? 24 hour coverage of the latest nonfunctional goobers with weapons, weak chins, and internet manifestos. In a poor attempt to make some kind of showing for themselves, they entered a mall/dormitory/church and yes, OPENED FIRE.
I believe Shep Smith on Fox News said it 8 times before 7:15 the other day. I think these folks watch and read each other to the point of having a crippling effect on vocabulary and expression. I also think that the term is used for dramatic effect to magnify the gunfire to barrage-like levels. Antigun bias in the media ensures that "opened fire" will be used wherever "fired shots" or "began firing" would do.
A couple of rifle magazines full or a few rounds from a pistol are all made to sound like war is breaking out across the land. I know it's a trivial point amidst these atrocities large and small, but the underinformed over reportage turns the tragedy into a statistic in one news cycle. The repetitive language used makes it a trite, irritating attempt to insert some small inflammatory bias.
Does my tinfoil beanie need shoring up? Rantage off.
 
Opened fire is only 1 of the catch phrases used by news 'journalists' that grates on me.

locked and loaded
high powered sniper rifle
deadly assault weapon
bullet hose
let loose a deadly barrage of gunfire
handgun violence
sensible gun legislation
Hillary Clinton
...
The list goes on.

Almost anything the media say can be said in a manner or context that will turn my stomach.
 
I prefer to get my news from reliable sources

...none of which are TV news.

Television news's transition from a useful information source to sensationalized entertainment became complete about the time of the infamous OJ chase scene.

Entertainment that doesn't attempt to masquerade as news has become utter garbage, and unacceptable in my home.

So without news or entertainment, TV is nothing but a waste of time better spent at the range or engaging in some other relaxing activity :cool:

Once I realized I have no reason for it any more, I ended my cable subscription. $69 a month goes a long way toward the ammo budget :D
 
Mr. White said:
Hillary Clinton

My guess is that "President Hillary" or "President Clinton" is really going to grate on some folks for the next 8 years. :)

More seriously, Jon Stewart often does a segment on the news copycats. The degree of "monkey see, monkey do" is amazing. There was one story about a jet being successfully evacuated. One reported called it "the miracle on runway 13" or something like that, and Stewart showed 12 or thirteen clips of other newscasters using the same phrase.

Mike
 
Josh Aston said:
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Originally Posted by Mr White
Hillary Clinton

You owe me a keyboard!

Oh, and I don't even own a TV,...
Then how do you know about Hillary Clinton?

I rest my case!
 
Television news's transition from a useful information source to sensationalized entertainment became complete about the time of the infamous OJ chase scene.

GAH!... I remember that so vividly- because it happened on my 16th birthday! Nothing like coming home to relax and all you find on TV is that FREAKING CHASE (if you call a slow crawl at 20 mph a "chase)
 
I've seen many instances of the catch-phrase of the day spreading among all of the news weasels. It could indicate:

a lack of creativity and originality (and intelligence). :confused:

A collaborative effort to advance an ideology or agenda. :mad:

Alien creatures in a hive mind. :eek:

or they're all animatronic dummies connected to the same mainframe. :scrutiny:

Your pick, depending on how many layers of aluminum foil you've got in your beanie. :D

Just don't depend on them for truth and accuracy.
 
Wow. It IS a good name for a band. Just seemed to fit some of the conformist airheads on TV and often in print.
If a band named Lockstep Newsmuffins ever sells out Wembley Stadium, I wanna get paid.
 
In print, I hate this phrase, and I can almost smell it sneaking up when I read...

Anytime there is a news story about someone with a concealed permit...

Here it comes...

Packin' heat.

Aaarrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
How about?:

AK-47

Easy availabilty of assault weapons

Shooter

High capacity clip

common sense gun laws
 
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