I've got a few...
-Buying a Saiga .410. Cool gun, but absolutely worthless fo ANYTHING
-I was loading some AK mags with 7.62x39 (duh) in low light the first day I bought my AK, and I guess my buddy had thrown a .223 round in the box. I couldn't figure out why a round wouldn't fire, so I kept cycling the bolt and "click". After about 5 times, it went boom, and I spent the next 30 minutes prying it out with a screwdriver.
This one isn't my bad...
I went into a local pawn shop a few weeks ago, just to see if they had anything interesting. Two moronic bumpkins walk in with a crappy old off-brand pump 12-GA, the couple was obvious strung out on something, or just that dumb. They gave the gun to the clerk to see what they'd get for it. Anyways, I'm looking across the counter at the rifle selection while the guy behind the counter cycles the action as they all do and I catch a flash of red in my peripherals. I look over, and I see a live round being fed into the chamber, but could barely believe my eyes. The clerk had the gun aimed at a 45-degree angle just up over us, with his finger on the trigger. It felt like slow-motion, but I grabbed the barrel and forced it up towards the ceiling and starting screaming "don't pull the trigger!" They all looked at me funny when I said that, and then I said there was a round in the chamber and they all rolled their eyes. Sure enough, he cycled the action and a #4 12-GA shell popped out onto the ground. Their responose? "Whoa, good thing he didn't pull the trigger. (then laughs)" I looked right at the 3 of them (clerk included) and told them they were ignorant f-ing morons and we could've been killed, and stormed out. Haven't been back since.
-Buying a Saiga .410. Cool gun, but absolutely worthless fo ANYTHING
-I was loading some AK mags with 7.62x39 (duh) in low light the first day I bought my AK, and I guess my buddy had thrown a .223 round in the box. I couldn't figure out why a round wouldn't fire, so I kept cycling the bolt and "click". After about 5 times, it went boom, and I spent the next 30 minutes prying it out with a screwdriver.
This one isn't my bad...
I went into a local pawn shop a few weeks ago, just to see if they had anything interesting. Two moronic bumpkins walk in with a crappy old off-brand pump 12-GA, the couple was obvious strung out on something, or just that dumb. They gave the gun to the clerk to see what they'd get for it. Anyways, I'm looking across the counter at the rifle selection while the guy behind the counter cycles the action as they all do and I catch a flash of red in my peripherals. I look over, and I see a live round being fed into the chamber, but could barely believe my eyes. The clerk had the gun aimed at a 45-degree angle just up over us, with his finger on the trigger. It felt like slow-motion, but I grabbed the barrel and forced it up towards the ceiling and starting screaming "don't pull the trigger!" They all looked at me funny when I said that, and then I said there was a round in the chamber and they all rolled their eyes. Sure enough, he cycled the action and a #4 12-GA shell popped out onto the ground. Their responose? "Whoa, good thing he didn't pull the trigger. (then laughs)" I looked right at the 3 of them (clerk included) and told them they were ignorant f-ing morons and we could've been killed, and stormed out. Haven't been back since.