VirgilCaine
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Stauble said:larry the cable guy: guns dont kill people....husbands that come early do
Husbands that come HOME early kill people. You gave it an entirey dfferent meaning there.
Stauble said:larry the cable guy: guns dont kill people....husbands that come early do
Gillom Rogers: [Books is giving Gillom gunfighting lessons] Mr. Books, my grouping of shots was tighter than yours. How is it you've killed so many men?
John Bernard Books: First thing is, that target wasn't shooting back at you. Second, most men at that last second will flinch; I won't.
Jake: Well, if you can shoot that far, a quarter of a mile straight along the edge of my nose is a mountain buck. Shoot it.
Michael McCandles: I don't kill to make a point, Father.
Jake: Michael, there's two reason to kill - survival and meat. We need meat!
You know, you've got to hand it to the Mexicans when if comes to swift justice. Once the Federales get their mitts on a criminal, they know just what to do with him. They hand him a shovel, tell him where to dig, when he's dug deep enough, they tell him to put the shovel down, smoke a cigarette, and say his prayers. In another five minutes, he's being covered over with the dirt he dug out.
Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers, 1930One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Clint Eastwood in Magnum Force, 1973Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot.
Mae West to Charles Osgood in She Done Him Wrong, 1933Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.
"Fill your hands you son of a bitch!" is another classic. AFAIK the Duke was the last actor able or willing to spin-cock a Winchester. He had some long arms on him.