Movies so stupid they hurt to watch

[Phil DeGraves]

Broken Arrow
Speed 2
Con Air

Three of the most idiotic BIG movies ever.

 

[Big Calhoun]

Any movie in which the hermit mercenary returns to action to save the world, a little girl, some other hostage...

Any 'hood' movie that portrays people shooting sideways...

Basically any movie that glorifies guns in a way that perpuates the negative stereotypes that exist.

 

[WayneConrad]

Dune. The first one, by that Italian Director. It did follow the title page of the book. After that, it's some other movie.

 

[BobTheTomato]

I always like the 100 bad guys cant hit squat with automatic weapons. I must agree with everyone else about the bad guy is down so I will just run away instead of shooting him 10 more times. Also McGuyver never used a gun. There was one epsoide where guys with AKs were after him. HE NEVER PICKED ONE UP TO FIRE BACK. AHHHHHHH :banghead:

 

[Manedwolf]

I always like the 100 bad guys cant hit squat with automatic weapons.

That can actually happen, though. Have you seen the video of the traffic stop where the BG is hosing the cruiser with an AK, manages to not hit the cop, but the cop nails him with a pistol?

Spray and pray doesn't work nearly as well as people think. There's a lot more space not occupied by targets that the bullets go through.

 

[Ben Shepherd]

Ok, who here is gonna watch bloodrayne to see if it really is that bad?

Come on now, fess up!

 

[imprezagm4]

I love that someone mentioned House of the Dead 2. I haven't seen the second one but (stupidly) I watched the first one for a few laughs. Literally the worst movie I have ever seen.


I love zombie movies (well, the good ones at least). If any of you have seen "Dead Next Door" it is a very very campy zombie flick. And it kills me to watch it. At one point the zombie extermination squad (or whatever they are called) enter a house and somehow end up decapitating a zombie. Its head is just sitting on the bed (still moving about) and one of the guys leans back on the bed and (unknowingly) sticks his hand in the mouth of the zombie head. haha, pure gold.

 

[Zen21Tao]

Wow, I must be the only one here that actually liked Blood Rayne. I am a big fan of the game and felt the movie was entertaining. It didn't live up to my high expectations but I liked it none the less. I also liked Silent Hill as well.

I do agree though that House of the Dead was just awful. After watching it I wanted to bill the producers for that 2 hours of my time I will never get back. I mean it was so bad, just watching was, for me, like Roddy Mcdowel's chracter in A Clockwork Orange with his eye ligs forced open and being made sick as he was forced to watch images he didn't want to see.

 

[Brian Williams]

Ok let's bash Hollyweird, NOT
I would rather have a thread that tell me what movies to watch and why, This has ended up more complaining than constructive.

Good Night and Good Luck
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