Movies so stupid they hurt to watch

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I recall the scene from "Cujo" where the woman uses the cops gun to shoot the dog, what once!? Then she leaves the dog, he comes after her again. C'mon shoot him a couple of times if you need to. Then, don't leave the dog until you're sure he's dead. Then of course there's the scene where the neighbor is attacked. He closes and latches the SCREEN DOOR. C'mon like a screen door is gonna stop a mad St. Barnard, &^%$#@!!!! The first mistake I noticed in the movie was that the woman drove a Ford Pinto!!! :D
 
I guess the really religious people were offended by the original doom portraying hell and they altered the movie storyline...
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Do you really think that Hollywood gives a rodent's butt about what religious people think of their movies, given the number of evil-spiritual horror movies churned out every year? Look at Event Horizon if you think those kinds of movies don't get a wide release.

On topic, even though Way of the Gun is an excellent movie, I have to wonder why Longbaugh only brought one magazine for his Galil.
 
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For the rules of horror movies watch the first installment of Scream. In one scene they give the list of things that are SOP for slasher flicks. Premise #1 for these movies the "victims" are
utterly brain dead,what normal person would say"Lets go looking for this chainsaw weilding maniac in the dark with a tree branch as our only line of defence"? I visit a family member who lives in the middlwe of nowhere and I bring a revolver with me cause of the wondering widlife ie bears moose etc.Remember that these movies are made primarily for pre pubesent teen age boys and since are rated R how do they get in to see the movie?
 
1.Billy Jack
2.Elvis Presley in any movie, especially as a Cowboy or in the Armed Forces.



Yosemite Sam in cartoons has more acting ability, more proper use of firearms , better soundtrack, and his outfit looks like it belongs on him.
 
Serenity actually had two *** plot-hole moments involving firearms.

One, when the Operative is first stunned by a flashbomb after trying to kill Mal, the guy is obviously deadly, and the same Mal who in the series kicked a guy into an engine...DOES NOT put two in his head before fleeing!

And then later in the film, after making him duck behind cover with a few shots, the Operative has lost his own weapon, but again, he DOES NOT take him out!
 
I had the same problem with Signs as graumagnus. I actually left the theater part way through the movie.

I did watch it in it's entirety after video release to see if Mel Gibson ever woke up. Nope.:banghead:

Anyone ever watch a bad movie again, just to see if it really was THAT bad?
I'm guilty, and yes it was.

Exact movie I forget. One of the Dirty Harry flicks:
That pink caddy with the chrome header/sidepipe combo, and all the leapord print trim. Pimp dressed to match. That particular character just should be charged for crimnal assault on the decency of society.
 
I recently watched the movie "Hollywood Homicide". The cocky younger cop tackles a criminal who manages to, with his hands cuffed behind him, grab a cops gun and fire it repeatedly. He is then chastised by Harrison Ford's character for forgetting that the pistol 'contained 16 rounds... and one in the pipe'. Well, the pistol in question was obviously a Beretta, either a 9mm or .40 cal... Im reasonably certain that getting 17 rounds into a Beretta is pretty impossible.

I always liked in the Die Hard movies (at least the first one) he repeatedly, over and over, removes the magazine and checks to see if a round is in the chamber. Its firearm safety in a movie (even mid-action) that really impresses me.
 
I don't understand in slashers why the teens never have guns. At least one of them ought to think,"hey,my step-dad has a shotgun," or something. But my wife says if I wrote a movie it would be about five minutes long,if that.

I also don't understand why,if you don't have a gun,you would hide behind a tree and whimper instead of run like hell.

Also: The Hills Have Eyes remake. Worst Movie Ever.
 
pharmer said:
I don't believe I have ever seen a Jennifer Lopez movie that was watchable; the movie not her. Joe
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I liked Enough, well .... enough. Killing a man by kicking his butt to death when it's the only alternative is pretty impressive IMHO.
 
Exact movie I forget. One of the Dirty Harry flicks:
That pink caddy with the chrome header/sidepipe combo, and all the leapord print trim. Pimp dressed to match. That particular character just should be charged for crimnal assault on the decency of society.
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Are talking about the Pimp in that one movie, maybe Magnum Force? He didn't live very long anyway.

The pimp in I'm Gonna Get You Sucka was much better.
 
Most any Steven Seagal movie ever made.

Any time there is a battle between the two bad guys, neither one ends up with a gun and they have to fight it out hand to hand. Think Commando.
 
How about it...any other movies you can think of where the character avoids any attempt at logic so much that you wanted to throw something at the screen?
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I pretty much save up my reactions to the movie screens for that once every 2 years phenomenon called "The Election". I'm making some popcorn tomorrow and going to get comfy in my easy chair in front of the TV and scream at the screen as the results start coming in.
 
Lost. The people are so stupid in that show it is beyond belief. They're waiting to ambush a group of people, said group merely walks out onto the dock which for some reason their boat is tied to, board it, and the woman inside shoots one of them, then jumps out and swims off without firing a shot. They managed to lose their sailboat, the ONE advantage they had over the bad guys. I want to walk into the TV, hit 'em in the head with a stick.

As for movies, never see Ultraviolet. You will want to gouge out your eyes with a grapefruit spoon. 30 Chinese guys are standing around the main character, and she manages to get every single chinese guy to shoot each other by jumping up and down. For some reason it never occured to them to form a line and not a circle. Its the dumbest movie in history. A helicopter is shooting at the girl with a minigun while shes on a Yamaha or some such speedy motorcycle and she drives through the chopper and with 4 shots from her goofy looking quasifuturistic hangun blows it up. How they managed to miss her 6,000 times is beyond me.
 
Why did you have to remind me about Signs? I had almost forgotten. Naked, unarmed aliens readily destroyed by water attack a planet of men possessing clothes, guns, and water. Poor planning? Inaccurate intelligence? Death wish?
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Worse... M. Night Shyamalan.

Poor extraterrestrials buggers never even stood a chance. :(
 
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Lost. The people are so stupid in that show it is beyond belief. They're waiting to ambush a group of people, said group merely walks out onto the dock which for some reason their boat is tied to, board it, and the woman inside shoots one of them, then jumps out and swims off without firing a shot. They managed to lose their sailboat, the ONE advantage they had over the bad guys. I want to walk into the TV, hit 'em in the head with a stick.
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Gee...I'm glad I'm not the only person who screams at these airheads! :banghead: <= me, watching the show! I really don't know why I keep tuning in.....:mad:
 
Wasabi. Set in Japan. I guess a 357 is the ultimate hand cannon over there. The Good Guy had one & they kept making such a big deal out of it everytime it came out. In one scene, a BG jumps from a second floor balcony at the GG. At about 1/2 way between the 1st & 2nd floors, the GG shoots the BG in mid air with the 357. The BG is halted in mid air & blown back up to the balcony.
Just found out this past weekend that the mask the slasher ( Michael Myers ) is wearing in Haloween, is a William Shatner mask. Never noticed before.

Tuckerdog1
 
Jlo

I don't believe I have ever seen a Jennifer Lopez movie that was watchable; the movie not her. Joe
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Out of sight wasn't that bad.
I like Uturn, but that's not for everyone (it's funny though).
J lo doesn't/hasn't always done crap.
 
I have a special acid faucet in my stomach that starts dripping whenever I surf across Ahnuld in Commando, raiding the gun store...Howcome my gun shop doesn't have machine guns, grenades & rocket launchers? Mebbe those goodies are only available in that gunner's paradise, California... :barf:
 
I saw movie on the Sci-Fi channel about three months ago that was laughably pathetic. It was a monster movie, toxic waste making normal creatures into enormous monsters type of flick. The characters were armed with handguns only and not only did they not ever run out of ammo, the slides on their semi-autos did not cycle. Brilliant muzzle flash and loud bang for every shot though. :rolleyes: Cant remember the name of this disaster, don't care to either.

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