yesterdaysyouth
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well.... probally not to the mall.....
Need list of why guns are better than women.
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well.... probally not to the mall.....
Tamara
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Threads like this won't make your gun think you're a complete mouth-breathing troglodyte. 
Holly76201
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You go Tamara!!! ^5
Now if this thread was titled "How guns are better/easier to get along with/more valuable than Mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging troglodytic men..." but that's just as sexist.
And yes I DO too have a sense of humor, I married a Man, didn't I?
Holly
Now if this thread was titled "How guns are better/easier to get along with/more valuable than Mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging troglodytic men..." but that's just as sexist.
And yes I DO too have a sense of humor, I married a Man, didn't I?
Holly
Art Eatman
Moderator In Memoriam
Hey, you guys that think a gun is better than a woman, save your breath.
You'll need it to blow up your date.
, Art
You'll need it to blow up your date.
, ArtHolly76201
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Fellas,
Listen to Art. He's a wise man.
Hugs to Art and to the rest of you.
Holly
Listen to Art. He's a wise man.
Hugs to Art and
to the rest of you.Holly
OEF_VET
Member
Art,
That's what an air compressor is for.
Frank
That's what an air compressor is for.
Frank
BluesBear
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AMEN!
But until I find one I'll just stick with my guns.
LiquidTension
Member
Your guns won't complain if you want to try shooting from a new position.
Moparmike
Member
You will not have any qualms about letting your buddy try your gun, and the gun wont complain about it.
sm
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*ahem* Ladies...
I want it noted for the record , I did not contribute anything derogatory .
I want it noted for the record , I did not contribute anything derogatory .
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Orthonym
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There was a thread very like this one a few months back
with an answer about guns being better than men.
with an answer about guns being better than men.
280PLUS
Member
whats a troglodyte?
That was mine. Reposting...
I read the other thread, and dreamed this up in about five minutes when I was on "hold" with S&W:
TEN REASONS WHY HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
1. You can easily get any barrel length you want, from 1 7/8" to 14â€.
2. If you decide your handgun’s barrel is too short, you or the factory can replace it with a longer one.
2. If you wear your handgun’s barrel out entirely, you can fit it with a new one but keep the same gun.
3. A handgun does exactly what you direct it to do.
4. You can grip a handgun any way you want and it won’t mind.
5. Handguns almost never stop working, even after a hundred years.
6. A handgun won’t get dirtier or more broken down between the time you saw it last and today.
7. A handgun will always be there when you need it.
8. Handguns don’t hog the remote.
9. A handgun will always listen to you, and speak whenever you want it to.
10. A handgun is perfectly happy being used all the time, not at all, or anything in between.
JR
I read the other thread, and dreamed this up in about five minutes when I was on "hold" with S&W:
TEN REASONS WHY HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
1. You can easily get any barrel length you want, from 1 7/8" to 14â€.
2. If you decide your handgun’s barrel is too short, you or the factory can replace it with a longer one.
2. If you wear your handgun’s barrel out entirely, you can fit it with a new one but keep the same gun.
3. A handgun does exactly what you direct it to do.
4. You can grip a handgun any way you want and it won’t mind.
5. Handguns almost never stop working, even after a hundred years.
6. A handgun won’t get dirtier or more broken down between the time you saw it last and today.
7. A handgun will always be there when you need it.
8. Handguns don’t hog the remote.
9. A handgun will always listen to you, and speak whenever you want it to.
10. A handgun is perfectly happy being used all the time, not at all, or anything in between.
JR
OEF_VET
Member
For the ladies...
11. You can take a handgun with you when you go shopping and it won't complain about missing the game.
11. You can take a handgun with you when you go shopping and it won't complain about missing the game.
Tomac
Member
Women: Can't live without 'em, can't shoot them!
Guns: Can't live without 'em, *can* shoot them!...
Tomac
Guns: Can't live without 'em, *can* shoot them!...
Tomac
gburner
member
Why are guns superior to women...
There's no social stigma or health issues involved with 'crew served' weapons.
If either is high maintenance then they're a pain in the butt.
With weapons, there is no shame in being 'half cocked'.
A gun will not complain if you need to load and fire as quickly as possible.
Hoppes is cheaper than Chanel.
Even troglodytes knew that a spear thrown at a bison was more effective than nagging it to death.
There's no social stigma or health issues involved with 'crew served' weapons.
If either is high maintenance then they're a pain in the butt.
With weapons, there is no shame in being 'half cocked'.
A gun will not complain if you need to load and fire as quickly as possible.
Hoppes is cheaper than Chanel.
Even troglodytes knew that a spear thrown at a bison was more effective than nagging it to death.
280PLUS
Member
oh,,,i see,,,i thought a troglodyte was one of them armadillo bug crawl in the mud looking things they find as fossils,,,
but that would be a trilobyte?
but that would be a trilobyte?
sturmruger
Member
I hate to jump in with on this duscussion but I couldn't resist.
In relation to why guns are better then men.
Most guns will shoot more then once, and need no downtime in between shots.
In relation to why guns are better then men.
Most guns will shoot more then once, and need no downtime in between shots.
OEF_VET
Member
speak for yourself sturmruger!
Sean Smith
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Main Entry: trog·lo·dyte
Pronunciation: 'trä-gl&-"dIt
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin troglodytae, plural, from Greek trOglodytai, from trOglE hole, cave (akin to Greek trOgein to gnaw, Armenian aracem I lead to pasture, graze) + dyein to enter
1 : a member of a primitive people dwelling in caves
2 : a person resembling a troglodyte (as in reclusive habits or outmoded or reactionary attitudes)
3 : click here
- trog·lo·dyt·ic /"trä-gl&-'di-tik/ adjective
Pronunciation: 'trä-gl&-"dIt
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin troglodytae, plural, from Greek trOglodytai, from trOglE hole, cave (akin to Greek trOgein to gnaw, Armenian aracem I lead to pasture, graze) + dyein to enter
1 : a member of a primitive people dwelling in caves
2 : a person resembling a troglodyte (as in reclusive habits or outmoded or reactionary attitudes)
3 : click here
- trog·lo·dyt·ic /"trä-gl&-'di-tik/ adjective
Smoke
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ART!
You better get your tail over here right now and wipe this Dr. Pepper of my monitor. It's your mess....you clean it up!
Smoke
You better get your tail over here right now and wipe this Dr. Pepper of my monitor. It's your mess....you clean it up!
Smoke
Johnny Guest
Moderator In Memoriam
Sean Smith noted:
Best,
Johnny
Funny how that works: In the past year, two Kel Tecs, a Buckmark, and an M1 carbine have become "HERS." And recently, a Colt OACP and a Browning HP appear to be out of circulation. Oh, well - - We all still live in the same house.
Best,
Johnny
You can TAP, RACK, BANG you gun all you want without having to cuddle
You can legally go to an establishment, rent as many guns as you want, and you gun will never mind
You gun will never mind if you dry fire
Gburner: like we used to say in the Marines, she's not fat, she's crew served
(ladies, don't get me wrong, this is all in good humor, i'm really a nice guy
You can legally go to an establishment, rent as many guns as you want, and you gun will never mind
You gun will never mind if you dry fire
Gburner: like we used to say in the Marines, she's not fat, she's crew served
(ladies, don't get me wrong, this is all in good humor, i'm really a nice guy
Gus Dddysgrl
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As a woman no offense is taken seeing as a list of why a gun is better than a man is probably just as easy to come up with (some of which have been mentioned and some of which are the same as the ones for women, just changed woman to man. )
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