Ban morons...
House Bill M14.308, An Act to prohibit morons acting out, or morons using morons acting out as a reason to ban inanimate objects.
Regardless of parenting, teaching, legislation, or religion, morons have always and will always be present. Moronic behavior by simpletons, ignoramuses, scumbags, and any other stripe of asinine individual should be recognized for what it is, and be suitably punished. Blaming moronic behavior on completely inanimate objects or other people is indicative of deep seated asinity, and should be punished even more severely.
Morons that commit acts that are already illegal (murder, rape, jaywalking) should be punished to the fullest extent of the applicable law, immediately and without mercy. Morons that advocate the passing of moronic legislation after recognizing that a moron was at fault should be placed into the Great Hamster Wheel energy generation station proposed in House Bill 1873.45LC (Farnham, R-TX) until asinity is sweated out or heat stroke renders them vegetative.
Proposed by Farnham, Representative (R-Texas)
PS: I don't care if this kid was raised by wild hogs, he is responsible for his actions. I get
all the time, and you don't see me mowing people down. I've even got better guns and I'm a better shot. Morons suck.