Ok, what is the WORST movie shootout of all time?

Status
Not open for further replies.
Any movie where the bad guy is using a gun, the good guy takes it away, and either uses it as some sort of tool (to pry, or hit, etc.) or throws it away and goes hand to hand with the guy.
 
"What's up Tiger Lilly" a 4th rate Japanese spy thriller that Woody Allen redubbed with his own dialogue. At one point in a gun battle on the deck of a ship the hero says "Watch me shoot 5 times and hit 7 people" (forget the exact quote, but you get the picture) and he does. Hilarious. :D :what:

Any old flic where Gabby Hayes or Andy Devine shoot some guy out of the saddle at 1/4 mile and their shooting procedure was to throw out their pistol hand like they were thowing a stone and the guy always pitched outa the saddle. :eek: :what:
 
Oh NOOOOOOO! Ever since I saw that Gabby Hayes drill, that's been my shooting style the range. Now you tell me... ;)
 
Any movie where the bad guy is using a gun, the good guy takes it away, and either uses it as some sort of tool (to pry, or hit, etc.) or throws it away and goes hand to hand with the guy.

First thing that came to mind was Roadhouse with Patric Swazie (sp?). :rolleyes:

The guy with the chrome/nickle plated pistol grip shotgun unloading from the hip while his rubber legs were doing some sort of wierd "I-gotta-pee" dance when the Mercedes is comming at 'em is a hoot. :D
 
Ghost Dog.

Wow, I had forgotten about that movie until now. I need to go get a lobotomy so the memory never returns to me again. Be right back, gotta find the cordless drill...
 
Also the Star Trek OK Coral episode. LOL


Huh? What was wrong with it. They were reloading appropriately. The bullets were SUPPOSED to pass right through bodies without doing damage! What are you talking about?
 
Wow, I had forgotten about that movie until now. I need to go get a lobotomy so the memory never returns to me again. Be right back, gotta find the cordless drill...

It doesn't help. Trust me.

One of the few things that made life worth living with the memory of that movie residing in my brain was the fact that it was an opportunity for my then-girlfriend and I to laugh out tails off. Sort of a Mystery Street Samurai Theater event.
 
The last shoot out in the Quick and the Dead.
You beat me to it. And not only did the sun shine through the bullet hole, it lit up a circle in Gene Hackman’s shadow six feet in front of him on the ground, even though he was still standing and his opponent shot him from the same height.

That bullet must have done some kind of upward deflection as soon as it entered his body, at the exact same angle as the sun to the ground, and completely bored out/evaporated any remaining body tissue around the bullet’s path.

That whole movie was ugly: a shoot-out elimination tournament similar to a NCAA basketball tournament format.
 
Jake said:

All time worst ever has to be the "Greedo shoots first" scene in Star Wars Special Edition.

Man, you hit the nail on the head! I was going to say something else, but you definitely way topped it. Didn't Jay in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" reference that redone scene when he was talking about how bad something sucked? To me, that scene was an onerous prelude to what was to come with the Lucas prequels, yet to be released at the time.

Again, much props on remembering that absolutely horrid cinematic moment of lame PC revisionism.
 
National treasure. If you havnt seen this movie yet, DONT. it succks. Interesting plot but poor writing and story. oh yeah and cheesy shootouts.
 
Contenders have to be both "Another 24 Hours" with infinitely loaded revolvers (one guys shoots 4, dops gun then next guy picks it up and shoots another 6 or so) and "Where Eagles Dare" (those magical Schmeisser mags).. or maybe that last one goes in the great pile... hard to say, although it was the only movie where Richard Burton was tolerable.

And I almost forgot... Death Wish 3... Ultra-cheeezy on all counts especially the silly shootout at the end.


G
 
Death Wish 3. Is that the one with the minigun that looks like it was made out of PVC pipes? Absolutely the dumbest movie I've ever seen (except for anything by Michael Moore).
 
The Farmer 1977 version.

So bad it's never been released to anything rentable.

Good guy waiting under a car for the bad guy to come to the car and get in. Good guy blows his feet off at the ankles and when he falls down hits him in the chest with a shotty that blows the bad guy across the parking lot.

Oh, and the buckshot used in the shotty was coated with cyanide. :rolleyes:

I think I'm the only person I know that has ever seen or even heard of this movie.
 
worst shootouts EVAR


_harley davidson and the marlboro man_ where the bad guys (per A-Team guidelines) expend thousands of rounds without hitting anyone

and the good guys are hitting the bad guys with exceptionally large bullets, but the bad guys don't even flinch because they're wearing bullet-proof trench coats
 
The G.I. Joe cartoon series.

COBRA troops can't hit a thing and the Joes manage to send whole COBRA units packing by just charging straight in with their lasrifles on full auto.


Not to mention that missles are so slow crews can unass their vehicles just before the missle hits it.
 
Most of the "bad" shootouts listed here aren't really "bad"--they're just UNREALISTIC. The shootouts from "Hard Boiled" or "The Killers" are pretty outrageous and unrealistic, but they're also excellent action poetry. Likewise, the endless 1911's throwing people through houses in "Last Man Standing" are silly, but the movie still rocks.

What we REALLY need to list are shootouts which are BOTH unrealistic AND lame.

In that spirit, I second "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102005/

Its shootouts are not only completely absurd, they fail to rock in every possible respect. The bad guys are these silly men in rubber trench coats who like to stride out in the open while Don Johnson and Mickey Rourke try to hit their heads. Rourke's character even gets a customized .454 Casull, yet the filmmakers load it with .38 Special Blanks! WHAT UTTER LAMENESS! At least in the other early film appearance of the mighty Casull, "Alien Nation," the filmmakers had the thing boom and send everyone on the range running for cover. And that wasn't even an action movie!
 
Hollywood

Basically, any movie that's a "Chick-Flick" will depict silly, technically infeasible things when dealing with guns.

Two Examples:

1. In THELMA & LOUISE, the stars (girls) blow up a gas-tanker truck with 2 shots from their handguns (Right!). Huge red fireball -- all from their little ol' handguns! (Is it any wonder most women hate/fear guns... with "instruction" like this?)

2. In THE NET, Sandra Bullock fools the charming Hit Man on the yacht... by secretly removing the magazine from his Glock-19. Then, "expert" that he is, he FAILS to notice this (major weight loss) when he grabs the gun and tries to shoot her with it. And then, the "empty" Glock keeps going "click-click" as he tries in vain to shoot it! (Try that with YOUR Glock).

While "Chick Flick" is subjective, it probably applies to most movies which those posting here (male or female) would be moved to walk out on simply because of the blatant stupidity of the flick's use of firearms.

To test this, just go to the Internet Movie Data Base (IMDB) and click through the "User Ratings" of any suspicious movie. Invariably, such dumb movies will be rated about 0.5 to 1.5 points higher (1 to 10 scale) by females, especially in the younger demographic groups.

While it's no great revelation that Hollywood is extremely liberal, their utter disdain for us gun-toting Neanderthals in the Heartland often simmers just below the surface in their product -- and that attitude is rampant in the actual studios, production co's, agencies, and film schools -- which is why we get such cinematic crap that's essentially designed for the ballistically-illiterate Dumbed-Down ditz-teen movie market.

I can assure you that a writer, director, or producer who is (a) gun-smart, (b) has military experience, and (c) believes in the right of armed self-defense... is a very rare bird in any corner of the Hollywood system. Beyond that, such a filmmaker will be subjected to egregious discrimination and shunning. Just ask the dozen or so members of the "Hollywood Republicans!"

And I haven't even mentioned all those insipid "Gangsta" flicks where the super-cool ghetto-bangers shoot/spray their 9 mil hi-caps held horizontally. (Maybe it counter-acts gravity... or explains why their brains leak out of the heads as they strain to eyeball their horizontal pistols' sights.)
 
Worst Movie?

This one is SO bad, no other is even close... Quest for Fire... butThe Gods Must be Crazy tried to catch it.

FWIW
 
Status
Not open for further replies.