Once Again, PETA Stuns the World with its Brilliance

[CZ-75]

Drudge recently had a post concerning a process whereby byproducts from a poultry operation would be used to "fractionate" all kinds of useful materials and even something like crude oil. A plant is being built. I can't see why someone from PETA wouldn't work just as well as chicken feet and feathers etc.

Thermal Depolymerization. Perhaps one of the most important technologies going, should it work as billed.

The plant is outside Carthage, MO near a Con-Agra turkey processing plant and should already be online.

Warren Buffet and his son have their fingers in this already.

 

[4v50 Gary]

If PETA donates $15,000 of veggie burgers to me so I won't call my "prospective" hamburger stand "Gary's Burgers," I'd be happy to donate the whole lot to some food bank (besides, how can I prevent so many from going bad) and write it off my taxes.

 

[DRC]

She'll make someone a fine slab of bacon someday.

LOL,

Man o man! After reading that I honestly thought of sending a letter to her making an offer for one of her "feet umbrella holders." Can you imagine that conversation when someone comes to your house for a visit and sees it?

Guest "Oh my GOD! That's a human foot!"

Me "Yes it is. But not just any foot, mind you. That is the foot of the former president of PETA. So if you're a liberal, don't step out of line while you're here or this will be your fate as well."

Can you imagine the number of big game hunters that would bid good money for these things? Wouldn't Ingrid be happy to know that her head was hanging proudly above the mantle of someone like Ted Nuget or the rest of her being eaten by a group of hunters at a lodge somewhere after a long day of hunting wild game?

I can just see how this would backfire so badly for their cause it isn't even funny (well, yes it really is funny which is the sad/funny part)

Take care and thanks for the laugh,

DRC

 

[Selfdfenz]

CZ 75

The arti I ready was just short of astonishing. I hope it works. If so the US will be on the way to energy independence and landfill powered at that.
Glad someone else has heard of this technology.
Fingers crossed!

S-

 

[gburner]

Please don't bury me
down in that cold,cold ground.
No, I'd rather have 'em cut me up
and pass me all around.
Throw my brain in a hurricaine
and the blind can have my eyes
and the deaf can take both of my ears
if they don't mind the size.

John Prine

 

[HBK]

Where I'm from there's a town called Sugar Tit. I wonder what they would donate to change that name?

 

[PATH]

The PETA crowd is laughable. I wonder why the press give them so much play. I think this PETA activist is really a whacko. Then again maybe soylent green is really people after all!

 

[COHIBA]

i'd like to get a nipple fridge magnet...
or two.