Ouch! Indiana Robber ND's on His Family Jewels

[elrod]

Musta been using ball ammo.......

 

[Double Naught Spy]

He probably used an AMT Hardballer too!

Maybe it was a minnie ball and he wanted to be a son of a gun?

 

[Christianninja]

I wonder if he was carrying cocked and locked.

 

[THe Dove]

Right Testicle and Left Thigh!!! Danged sure ain't a south paw!

The Dove

 

[Otahyoni]

Im sorry, but you guys are killin me with this thread! This is just too funny!

 

[Guitargod1985]

I came back from class this evening to find an extra page had been added to this thread. Should have know not to read it while drinking Dr. Pepper.

 

[2nd 41]

Dead on Balls accurate.

 

[Hot brass]

Too bad the gun did not go full auto, to balls off!

 

[LeafsFan]

So the guy blows his balls off because he wanted a handful of cash and ONE pack of smokes?

What is it about risk vs. reward that criminals don't understand...?

 

[Geronimo45]

Seems like the reholstering may be the most dangerous part of the drawstroke - to yourself. See the 'Glock Fotay' incident.

Great story. Great thread.

 

[enfield303]

If this don't remind y'all to keep yer boogerhook off the bangswitch, nothing will. This is just too damn funny!!!!

 

[Mannlicher]

poetic justice!

 

[Seancass]

i just want to say WOW at this whole thread. The things you can find on the internet never stop amazing me.

who's apposed to small of back carry now?

 

[NGIB]

He's not out of the gene pool yet folks, only shot off one if I read the story correctly...

 

[shotout]

Does anyone know what type of handgun it was?

 

[stormspotter]

Too bad he didn't do a "double-tap" and take care of both of them.

 

[30 cal slob]

imagine if it was a glock 18.

 

[romma]

It's a good thing the clerk cooperated and didn't try to defend himself or his boss might have given him,,,, the SACK!

Oh wait a minute, the robber gave it to him!

 

[matt87]

Darwin Awards Honourable Mention in the works, methinks...

 

[mudslinging79]

so whats his nick name gonna be, lucky? still trying to figure out why one would put a chamberd pistol near a sensitive body part... hell it hurts just getting caught in the zipper...

 

[mudslinging79]

so whats his nickname.... lucky.?... gotta wonder bout a man who puts a chambered pistol pointing to sensitive areas... hell it hurts just getting it caught in the zipper...

 

[trailgator]

now he can truly say "I'm half nuts for smoking".

 

[Guitargod1985]

I guess now he's a real "baller."

 

[Guitargod1985]

The clerk tried to escape and he said, "Yo hold up! NUTS so fast!" (Tries to draw gun out of pants) BOOM!

 

[KBintheSLC]

Hopefully he lost all reproductive function. Folks this dumb should not spawn.