LOL
kludge, I'm a .45-70 guy, too.
Anyway, WRT grizz, I was not saying I wanted the gun specifically for grizzly defense, just that we do have them, along with just about every other land predator.
Also, about bear attacks, I understand that a grizzly that was shot after killing a man was found to have 6 .38 Special slugs in his chest -- from the man he killed. I believe the statistic. Handgun rounds are more likely to piss off a big bear than to stop him -- not enough penetration.
I'm thinking more about wolves (not that I'd ever shoot a wolf, of course), coyotes, cougars (assuming I ever saw it), rabid raccoons, deer on PCP, you know, that sort of thing.
Black bear would be a "what if" question. I wouldn't mind having a firearm that would be better than useless against one.
If I thought I might encounter Grizzly (unlikely from what I understand -- they don't want to see us any more than vice versa), I'd want to have a Guide Gun in my hands.
This is an interesting thread. And funny, too, at times. Please keep it going!