superscribe
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- Joined
- Jan 6, 2011
- Messages
- 8
Hello, welcome to the gun shop. Maybe you're trying to impress me with your knowledge of guns. Maybe you don't know what you're talking about it comes to guns, but you don't want me to know you don't know what you're talking about. Here's a couple of tips
1) When i check the magazine, and chamber, and then hand it to you, and then you check the magazine and chamber, it makes me feel better
2) When i hand the gun to you, and you can't rack the slide, it makes me nervous.
3) when you complain that you can't find the hammer on a glock, it makes me nervous.
3) When i hand the gun to you, and you pop the magazine out and let it clatter to the floor, it makes me nervous.
4) It's Nineteen Eleven. Not one nine one one. Now i'm nervous
5) Yes it's a grip safety. No they aren't new. They've been around for a hundred years now.. You giggling over how weird it is makes me nervous, and i have no faith in your competence with guns now.
6) When you try really hard to pull the trigger on the 1911 when it's not cocked... it makes me nervous.
7) no, i will not let you chamber a bullet to make sure everything works. Not a chance in a cold cold hades.
8) If you thought the desert eagle only came in .50 and that's the first gun you want to see, then now i have to admit... i'm a little nervous.
9) You correcting me about how the gun is an H AND K when i hand you the USP doesn't impress me. What would impress me is if you finally figured out how to drop the mag.
10) I know it's okay for some guns, but dry firing that very expensive sig x-5 over and over again really irritates me.
11) I know it's not a big deal, but pull the slid, don't depress the slide stop. Especially when you do it like 5 times. That's just irritating.
12) No. Please stop. That large bullet is not a style of dress. It's not even spelled the same. It's too big of a round for you anyway. I am no longer answering your questions. I'm irritated
13) Yes, there are several bullets between .45 and .50. There i also a style of gun called a revolver. Maybe you've heard of them. They've been around for a while. Now I'm irritated.
Sorry i had to get that out. How's everyone doing today?
1) When i check the magazine, and chamber, and then hand it to you, and then you check the magazine and chamber, it makes me feel better
2) When i hand the gun to you, and you can't rack the slide, it makes me nervous.
3) when you complain that you can't find the hammer on a glock, it makes me nervous.
3) When i hand the gun to you, and you pop the magazine out and let it clatter to the floor, it makes me nervous.
4) It's Nineteen Eleven. Not one nine one one. Now i'm nervous
5) Yes it's a grip safety. No they aren't new. They've been around for a hundred years now.. You giggling over how weird it is makes me nervous, and i have no faith in your competence with guns now.
6) When you try really hard to pull the trigger on the 1911 when it's not cocked... it makes me nervous.
7) no, i will not let you chamber a bullet to make sure everything works. Not a chance in a cold cold hades.
8) If you thought the desert eagle only came in .50 and that's the first gun you want to see, then now i have to admit... i'm a little nervous.
9) You correcting me about how the gun is an H AND K when i hand you the USP doesn't impress me. What would impress me is if you finally figured out how to drop the mag.
10) I know it's okay for some guns, but dry firing that very expensive sig x-5 over and over again really irritates me.
11) I know it's not a big deal, but pull the slid, don't depress the slide stop. Especially when you do it like 5 times. That's just irritating.
12) No. Please stop. That large bullet is not a style of dress. It's not even spelled the same. It's too big of a round for you anyway. I am no longer answering your questions. I'm irritated
13) Yes, there are several bullets between .45 and .50. There i also a style of gun called a revolver. Maybe you've heard of them. They've been around for a while. Now I'm irritated.
Sorry i had to get that out. How's everyone doing today?