Elmer Snerd
Member
"Military-Style Assault Shotgun"--Mossberg 500.
"Hundreds and hundreds of rounds of ammunition"--a few boxes of 100-pack skeet loads from Wal-Mart.
"Dangerously Obsessed Police Wannabe"--has an old Criminal Justice textbook and a Mag-Lite.
"Dangerous Weirdo Pervert Deviant Cultist/Satanist"--a (mostly)black cat, a Rob Zombie CD, candles, and some old "Dungeons and Dragons" stuff.
"Goth Clothing Found"--a few pairs of black sweat pants.
"Winter Camouflage Assault Knives"--A couple of those institutional kitchen knives with white plastic handles.
"Tactical Assault Knives with the Strategically Placed Blood Grooves filed off to make them look normal but we weren't fooled"--kitchen knives with black handles.
"Drug/WMD/torture/animal abuse/bomb lab"--Coleman fuel, brake fluid, Leatherman tool, antifreeze, kerosene, hacksaw, drain cleaner, powdered sugar, duct tape, soldering iron.
"A survivalist obsessed with weapons, violence, death, and the end of the world"--THR and APS memberships, violent video games and movies, minor SHTF preparations.
"Camouflage clothing"--a green coat.
"Camouflage Tape"--green duct tape.
"Deadly Booby Trap"--an overfilled bookcase.
"Evil Deviant Sexist Neanderthal Throwback Misogynist Pervert and Potential Rapist"--owns porn.
"Evil Perverted Deviant Voyeur Sicko Who Probably Spied On Your Kids"--owns binoculars.
"He was hopelessly addicted to powerful mind-altering stimulants"--he frequently drank coffee.
"He used powerful mind-altering depressants"--he occasionally took Benadryl.
"He isolated himself from the rest of the world"--rural home with no cable or satellite TV.
"Cyberterrorism suspect"--owns a computer.
"Blatant Disregard for Copyright Law"--I left out the "TM"s above.
"Hundreds and hundreds of rounds of ammunition"--a few boxes of 100-pack skeet loads from Wal-Mart.
"Dangerously Obsessed Police Wannabe"--has an old Criminal Justice textbook and a Mag-Lite.
"Dangerous Weirdo Pervert Deviant Cultist/Satanist"--a (mostly)black cat, a Rob Zombie CD, candles, and some old "Dungeons and Dragons" stuff.
"Goth Clothing Found"--a few pairs of black sweat pants.
"Winter Camouflage Assault Knives"--A couple of those institutional kitchen knives with white plastic handles.
"Tactical Assault Knives with the Strategically Placed Blood Grooves filed off to make them look normal but we weren't fooled"--kitchen knives with black handles.
"Drug/WMD/torture/animal abuse/bomb lab"--Coleman fuel, brake fluid, Leatherman tool, antifreeze, kerosene, hacksaw, drain cleaner, powdered sugar, duct tape, soldering iron.
"A survivalist obsessed with weapons, violence, death, and the end of the world"--THR and APS memberships, violent video games and movies, minor SHTF preparations.
"Camouflage clothing"--a green coat.
"Camouflage Tape"--green duct tape.
"Deadly Booby Trap"--an overfilled bookcase.
"Evil Deviant Sexist Neanderthal Throwback Misogynist Pervert and Potential Rapist"--owns porn.
"Evil Perverted Deviant Voyeur Sicko Who Probably Spied On Your Kids"--owns binoculars.
"He was hopelessly addicted to powerful mind-altering stimulants"--he frequently drank coffee.
"He used powerful mind-altering depressants"--he occasionally took Benadryl.
"He isolated himself from the rest of the world"--rural home with no cable or satellite TV.
"Cyberterrorism suspect"--owns a computer.
"Blatant Disregard for Copyright Law"--I left out the "TM"s above.