Stupid is as stupid does...

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Preacherman

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Went to a local range this afternoon to shoot a few milsurp rifles. While I was pottering away at one station, Doofus arrived with his friends in tow, and proceeded to blast a few rounds through the .30-30 he got for Christmas. (He didn't hit the paper at 25 yards, but from the comments of his friends, you'd think he was Sergeant York reincarnated! :fire: )

Anyway, in the course of trying to fumble a few more rounds into the magazine, Doofus dropped his rifle, and it landed muzzle-first in the muddy grass in front of the firing point. He said a few choice words (to the jeers of his friends), and picked it up. He didn't look at the muzzle at all - just finished loading two more rounds into the magazine, and then took up a firing stance.

I stopped him, and suggested that he check the barrel for obstructions. He sneeringly replied that "Aw, these Winchesters are tough - I'll just shoot it clean!" With that, holding the rifle one-handed and pointing it roughly down-range, HE PULLED THE TRIGGER.

Result:

1. Bulged barrel, and a split in the muzzle of about an inch or so;

2. Shocked silence from him and his friends;

3. Rather harsh language from myself and the RO, who were both prone on the ground (having dived there as soon as we saw what this idiot was up to).

He's now banned from the range for a year, and will have to explain to Daddy what happened to his new toy.

:what: :mad: :fire: :cuss: :banghead: :barf:
 
There are people who should not be allowed in public. They are a danger to others. I was glad to see you tried to warn him. I am even more relieved to know that this individual has been banned from the range.


Someone call Darwin. We have another contestant.
 
Rather harsh language from myself and the RO, who were both prone on the ground (having dived there as soon as we saw what this idiot was up to).


Hey. Is this not reasonable fear of immediate great bodily harm? I believe the laws concerning self-defense are built around this concept. I'm not saying anything specific here. I'm just saying! :scrutiny:
 
I think I would have banned him for life, a definate darwinian candidate in the making. Hopefully he doesn't take anyone else with him.....tom
 
Preacherman .... you did good.

But he'll go home and tell daddy that the "cheap, no-good gun" just blew up on him and his friends will back up the story.

So then daddy will bring a lawsuit against the dealer, distributor and of course the gun maker.

It might be nice to make a copy of your post with additional details as to time and place and send it to Winchester (or whoever) just in case.
 
I think if you had a gun handy you might have been justified in pointing it at him and telling him to "freeze."

When a gun blows like that, everyone in the near vicinity is in some danger of being injured. A reasonable fear of possible serious injury is all you need to claim self-defense. The RO would have backed you up.
 
Always one eh Preacherman .... I think these people are related to Murphy .... they are guaranteed to screw up!!

How anyone can ignore the possibility of a muzzle obstruction I do not know ... even if trying to seem way ''KOOL''!

This will have taught a salutary lesson ( I hope) to him and others. Tho tragically, so - unnecessary.

Banned for a year ...... ?? ......... paltry punishment.
 
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.:D :neener: I wonder too what the story to Daddy was.
If the RO was there with you, shouldn't he have acted to prevent this mishap? Thought that was his job. :uhoh:
 
. . . will have to explain to Daddy what happened to his new toy.
Maybe Daddy was no smarter?

Some years ago when I was RO-ing at our club range, a guy showed up with his teenage son in tow - he had a lever action .30/30 he'd just put a 'scope on.

I noticed the 'scope was WAY too far back - I gently tapped the guy on the shoulder before he shot and advised him of that point. I mean, his eye was no more than an inch away from the eyepiece.

His response was something along the lines of "Did I ASK you for advice? When I WANT your advice, I'll ASK for it." He continued along the same vein to his kid about guys who think they know everything, while the kid smirked at me since Daddy put me in my place.

When he finally shot the rifle, the first shot gave him the most beautiful case of "Weatherby eyebrow" I've ever seen. Blood all over his face, his shirt, his gun.

While holding a blood-soaked handkerchief up to his face, he looked at me and said "I suppose you're going to say 'I told you so,' huh?"

"No" sez I, "You already know that."

Then I did what I probably shouldn't have, and turned to the now-no-longer-smirking kid, and said "Remember this kid - your daddy isn't so smart and doesn't know everything he thinks he does. I hope you get your smarts from your mother."

Never saw them at the range again . . . :rolleyes:
 
Some men you just can't reach. That's why he's gotta spend the night in the box.

Good to get low. I'm always surprised that people think I overreact at a public range. I just have this thing about ignorant, inbred mouth-breathers with guns putting extra metal into my body. The doc sez I have enough.:D
 
Human intelligence is finite and limited. Human stupidity has no boundries.
 
Doesn't anybody have to go through some kind of saftey check before being allowed on the range?
 
Another unpleasant thought: it's a virtual certainty that Doofus drives, on public roads, probably every day.

Glad he didn't injure anybody, this time.
 
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