Dear Guns & Ammo:
I never thought it would happen to me, but there I was, with a member of the opposite sex, in my own house! (A REAL one this time, honest)
Well, things were getting pretty PG-13, and when her hands reached my waistband she moaned, "Oh my, is that a gun?"
"You bet, dollface. Sig P225. With night sights."
"Ooohhhh...I love a man with taste in fine German firearms, and oh, a spare magazine!"
"You know it, Peaches."
"All the others had those awful polymer guns."
"No way, babe, just alloy and steel for me."
"I love a man with a single-stack. All the others felt like they had to prove something with their high-cap mags and accessory rails..."
Of course, that's never really happened, but I can dream, can't I?