Doublehelix
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Have you ever wanted to improve your scores while shooting USPSA/SCSA/IDPA matches?
Have you ever desired to actually win a match at your local range? How about a State trophy or a Sectional trophy, or dare I say it... a NATIONAL TROPHY????
Well if you answered "yes" to any of the above, then I have a deal for you!!!
After many years of shooting, I have finally discovered the SECRET to winning!!! I call it the "Helix Method", and because I love all of you here at THR, I have decided to share with you with winning secret FREE OF CHARGE!!!
Are you ready???
The SECRET is:
"Shoot faster and more accurately!!!"
That is it! If you can do this, I guarantee it will improve your results!!!
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Haha! I post this because I was shooting with someone recently who did not do very well in a local USPSA match, and his excuse was that he needed to learn to "shoot faster and more accurately".
I stood there stunned for a moment that he actually said this in a serious way, and then I lost it and had a total fit of laughter for about an hour!
OF COURSE if you could shoot faster and more accurately you would do better!!! DUH!!! That is the WHOLE point!!! Haha... I had such a great laugh over that comment and thought I would share it with you all! He was so danged serious which is what made it so freaking funny!
Ya know, sometimes we just need to laugh to get through the day!
So my friends, be sure to do this next time you have a match!!! Don't forget now!!!
Have you ever wanted to improve your scores while shooting USPSA/SCSA/IDPA matches?
Have you ever desired to actually win a match at your local range? How about a State trophy or a Sectional trophy, or dare I say it... a NATIONAL TROPHY????
Well if you answered "yes" to any of the above, then I have a deal for you!!!
After many years of shooting, I have finally discovered the SECRET to winning!!! I call it the "Helix Method", and because I love all of you here at THR, I have decided to share with you with winning secret FREE OF CHARGE!!!
Are you ready???
The SECRET is:
"Shoot faster and more accurately!!!"
That is it! If you can do this, I guarantee it will improve your results!!!
<End TV announcer's voice>
Haha! I post this because I was shooting with someone recently who did not do very well in a local USPSA match, and his excuse was that he needed to learn to "shoot faster and more accurately".
I stood there stunned for a moment that he actually said this in a serious way, and then I lost it and had a total fit of laughter for about an hour!
OF COURSE if you could shoot faster and more accurately you would do better!!! DUH!!! That is the WHOLE point!!! Haha... I had such a great laugh over that comment and thought I would share it with you all! He was so danged serious which is what made it so freaking funny!
Ya know, sometimes we just need to laugh to get through the day!
So my friends, be sure to do this next time you have a match!!! Don't forget now!!!