I can play at this game as well. I have a Colt 1908 vest pocket pistol. Mine dates to 1912.
The good: Colt's bluing.
The bad: Literally everything else. It has a truly horrific trigger, what it claims are sights are actually just there to deceive you, as the only reliability it contains when it comes to putting lead downrange is that it does, in fact, exit the muzzle in a downrange direction. At 10 feet, I can reliably hit a 4'x8' sheet of drywall with 5 of 6 rounds from the magazine. That is, of course, assuming that it actually fires all 6 of the rounds in the mag, which assumes that all 6 rounds feed, and the first 5 eject. None of the above happen with any reliability.
It was my grandfathers, and is infamous as the pistol that cost $10,000. In the 80's, grandpa took it to his study to clean it, and forgot that there was a round in the pipe. It, of course, went off, and went through the study wall into the master closet, where it managed to put a nice .25 hole through Grandma's formal dresses, which then had to be replaced with new. It's the stuff of family lore, and given that Grandpa carried it every day, I'll never be able to part with it.