The ones I'm thankful for, and to whom I owe thanks...
My mother - for giving birth to me
Her Fiancee - finally, the man my mother deserves
My sister - for keeping that dresser from falling on me when I was an infant
My brother - for going over there and whoopin' saddam's butt... and the half a dozen or so times he's saved my life (I seem to need that frequently)
My friends - for being there when I need them, and for throwing me an awesome 21st birthday party
My cats - they make me live longer and keep me warm at night
Lt. Col. Stone - for teaching me what life really is, and why you shouldn't try to light your pipe with a cigarette lighter
That girl I've almost got convinced to marry me - because she's cute, smells nice, and she's everything I could possibly hope for and then some
HIM - thanks for making me and those I love, and thanks for keeping an eye on Doc while he's over there
...and who could forget you folks. For all the good advice, entertainment, laughs, and even for the occasional irritation and annoyance, I am thankful.