What Caliber for Barney?

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Surplus Russian ZSU-23-4. Or if anyone remembers the truck picture El Rojo posted a while ago (years?:eek: ) , whatever is mounted on the back of it. :D
 
Flamethrower. I am willing to bet that purple suit would go up like a Christmas tree.

Now if he were a real 40 ton dinosaur... Mk 19 40 mm gernade launcher. When you care enough to send your very best...
 
"We adults attached about 90 balloons to him, and launched him into the stratosphere. Bye-bye Barney!"
Do it again... but this time, launch him from a skeet-shooter's club.


.45 ought to do. Thompson submachine gun with the C-drum.
 
Well, considering the only two loaded guns in the house are my Taurus .44SP, the older one with the 6" barrel, or my XD45C it would be which ever was easier to reach. However, I have a feeling our golden retreiver and/or Akita/German Shepherd would take him down first. It's possible our Great Pyrenees would join in but she isn't the hunter the other two dogs are.:eek:

Luckily all my kids are in their twenties and none of them were ever Barney fans. :D
 
Gun? Who needs a gun? A can of lysol and a lighter would make that suit go up like a roman candle!

By the way, Barney isn't the only annoying purple dinosaur I would like to see go extinct. Gentlemen, I give you "Dinger", the official mascot for the Colorado Rockies:
 

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I love you, You love me,
Don't gang up and kill Barney,
With a thirty aught six,
And a bullet to the head,
Why do you so want me dead?
 
To the tune of Barney's theme song:

Lock and load, rack the slide,
There's no place for him to hide.
One smooth squeeze and Barney hits the floor,
No more purple dinosaur.

Assuming Barney came out of the T.V. and was chasing my kid, I'd probably turn my son loose on him. Formerly know to our family as Mr. Destructo, my 2 1/2 year old has been promoted to Captain Destructo. I'd back him up with the .308, though. Just in case.
 
M1A1,

40 rounds of 120mm APFSDS and HEAT, followed up with 1,000 rounds of .50 BMG from the Ma Deuce, and a couple thousand of 7.62 from the Coax and Loaders MG's.

Finally, learn why treadheads call dismounts "crunchies". :neener: :neener: :neener:

True Barney story. About ten years ago, my then 3 year old daughter loved Barney. So we had a Barney Birthday party for her. Barney was cool when he's only 12 inches tall and "in" the TV. But when he's 6 foot tall and in your living room, it's a whole new ballgame. She was completely terrorized (tears, incesant screaming, etc). After that, no more Barney ever again..... :D
 
Been there, done that...

Back in the day when I was a soldier on the Texas Guard shooting team, someone brought a stuffed Barney to the range. We set him at the 100 yd. line and opened up on him. Ah, what wonderful memories :evil:
 
Fire, and lots of it..

Failing that, herd barney and all his likeness into some useless chunk of earth (Iran would do nicely) - dust off, and nuke it from orbit.

Even then....
 
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family

With a blast of a shotgun Barney's on the floor

No more purple dinosaur
 
Ma Deuce would be good, but the closest thing that I would have to me is my Glock 22 with 165 grain gold dots, after I get to slid lock, reload with another 15 round magazine and repeat. :D :evil: :D :evil:
 
My .72 caliber Pedersoli express double rifle loaded with 200 grains of Goex FF. One shot would do, but the second barrel would be for my pleasure. :cool: Die you purple SOB!!!!!!!
 
I was lucky that my son was too old for Barney , Bob the Builder, and what ever other nonsense is out there. Some of that stuff is really stupid!!
 
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