What caliber for crazed Chiuahuas, and porno invaders?

[Sam]

I think maybe you could Tazer them. Watch the little buggers do the electron dance. Or maybe just wear an old pair of Bell Bottoms. Everybody gets thier own 2" inches.

Sam

 

[The-Fly]

finally, a good use for a FN P-90 Nice compact subgun, perfect for those hordes of taco dogs

 

[Beach]

I am thinking a .22 with some rat shot would do nicely. Those little dogs are fierce. This should send them packing though, probably the sound of the first shot would scatter them. Maybe a .22 starter pistol would be good?

 

[whm1974]

The woman said she woke up and was startled to see a stranger typing away on her computer. The intruder fled, but left behind an altered screen saver that featured images of "erotic Indian art," Veteran said.

Nothing was reported stolen, and neither the woman nor her nine-year- old daughter was hurt, he said.

What are the chances of her considering getting a gun right now? Or for that matter making sure her doors and windows are locked at night?

-Bill

 

[Janitor]

"Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the chihuahuas of war!"

I've got this picture of Taco Bell dogs w/ little black leather spiked helms and collars in my head now.

I'm thinking a .357, 2" barreled revolver loaded with snake shot. You'll probably wanna make sure you kick them back before pulling the trigger though.
-

 

[GunnySkox]

Y'all are all horrible, insensitive people!

Chihuahuas are dangerous in groups! That officer could've been seriously injured!




Especially if they linked up to form Chihuatron. Form blazing annoying bark!


~GnSx
"What the hell are you gonna do with two chicks, Tucker?"
"Dude, chicks are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets." ~Church and Tucker, Red Vs. Blue

 

[Johnny_Yuma]

Size 10 Red Wings

will do just nicely. For the dogs. Actually, the size 10s will probably do well for the porno invaders as well.

 

[Warren]

Finally a tactical use for those pimp-style platform shoes. Just groove on through, man. Just groove on through.

Or you could just take out the Runt Herder....


About six people are gonna get that......

 

[Daniel964]

HighVelocity do you have a better scan of that picture? If so I'd love to get one please. Can you post it?

 

[Matthew748]

I was not sure what Chihuahuas were before reading the replies. I image anything would work, but to be sure I would pick my Marlin Guide Gun loaded with 405 grain bullets over a compressed load of Varget.

 

[griz]

I feel so sorry for that officer. He did nothing wrong, he just got caught in a terribly funny situation. I'll bet he wishes he just bleed into his shoes rather than report what happened. Hopefully he has a sense of humor and can laugh at the sillyness of it.

 

[Mongo the Mutterer]

Finally a tactical use for those pimp-style platform shoes. Just groove on through, man. Just groove on through.

Warren it is WAY to early on New Years Day to read stuff like that. I have a picture of Richard Roundtree with full 'fro doing the "keep on truckin" stomp on the poor canines...

"hondeley hondeley amigos ... its SUPER FLY!!!"

 

[Jeff Timm]

"Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the chihuahuas of war!"

LawDog

Hummm.

"Cry chaos and let slip the chihuahuas of the media!"

Geoff
Who has a low opinion of journalists.

 

[Jeff Timm]

On a more serious note, this is a good reason for police officers to wear a good grade of boot! But, given heat and humidity the steel toed jogging shoes popular in Florida have much to recommend them for scuffles and foot chases.

Geoff
Who note the local officers carry more on their belts than he did on military web gear, thirty years ago.

 

[The_Antibubba]

You know the old line about never picking a fight with a little guy? Same applies to little dogs, too.

I've seen what a pack of crazed Pomeranians can do.

 

[tellner]

I saw a funnier one on a news website some months back. An officer responded to a motorist in trouble call. When he got there there was a young tom turkey that got aggressive and started chasing him. It ended up with the cop on hiding on top of his car. What's worse is that it all got captured on film.

He'll probably never live it down.

 

[loose cannon]

surprised no1 came up with the best weapon come on thr'ers.

when a pack of fearsome tacobell dogs charges,just "drop the chalupa" if you ate enoughbeans and drunk enough milwaukees worst it should "smite them from the face of the earth"

 

[Radagast]

Lawdog, that should be the title for a new Lawdog File. Could you interview the officer involved and write it up?

 

[Working Man]

...I've seen what a pack of crazed Pomeranians can do.

And if they get you on the ground you'll be suffocated by all that fur.

"Chalupa of Chihuahuas..."

That's the funniest thing I've read in a while.... great way to start a Monday.

 

[IV Troop]

"The officer will never live it down."

No matter what he did he would get hacked on. If he shoots the little ankle biters he would be ridiculed. Same if he kicked them or hurt one or even pepper sprayed them. Some one would howl up a storm of protest.

It is a no win situation for the officer. Can you imagine all the practical jokes and one liners he is going to have to endure for quite a while??!!

 

[Waitone]

Priceless visual.

I'm workin' out a Taco Bell ad as we speak.