What do you see in your mind's eye when you read "Mall Ninja?

[longdayjake]

I have recently expanded a home based bullet dealing business. I am now in the process of deciding on a name and a logo for the business cards. All I can seem to think of are the funny nicknames on these forums all the time. Lets see we have tacticool, mall ninja, bubba'd guns, internet commando, etc. Why? Because these words put funny images in my head. I want to know what kind of stuff you guys see in your head when you read these words. Pictures are always great but if you don't have them then just try and describe what you see in your mind's eye. Thanks!

 

[scrat]

 

[jakemccoy]

 

[bcp]

 

[TStorm]

From a recent post..."Scoot and Shoot"

 

[MiddleAgedKen]

There can be only one (credit Lights Out Films):

 

[ltetmhs]

"Criminals are the vomit of society and we are the sawdust"

 

[JTW Jr.]

I see someone with a Cold Steal , Dork Ops or Mantis knife , wearing swap meet tactical clothing , eating a hot dog on a stick and trying to look tuff drinking their slurpee thru a neon blue straw.

 

[Guns_and_Labs]

Saturday afternoon at the public range, the one over "there" with the full camo, including tactical vest and thigh rigs, and an AR-clone with every accessory available via mail order -- squeezing off a 12" group at the 25 yard line.

 

[Duke Junior]

Nothing.

 

[Loomis]

A dork in black garb, marine haircut, top gun sunglasses...carrying a large maglite. Maybe even a handheld police scanner.

 

[conw]

Don't go with any of those as the name. Just go with a cool geographical feature of wherever you live, or your favorite game animal, or your last name, or any-goshdarn-thing-else...please...

 

[exar]

 

[bobbarker]

Straight up Ninja, Black Head Gator, Black clothes top to bottom, black mid knee soft boots, with a black shoulder to opposite hip vest, big 'ole mag lite, whistle, and a little white "Security" tag. Not very original I guess...but that's what I see.

 

[Josh Aston]

The "I'm from the Internet" guy. He would have to be the ultimate mall ninja.

 

[Big Boomer]

 

[ReadyontheRight]

 

[Eric F]

What do you see in your mind's eye when you read "Mall Ninja?

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[Mr White]

I see a guy using ceramic plates strapped to his back to shield his partner while she assembles a .300 Winmag NEF Handi-Rifle to deal with the active threat.

 

[myrockfight]

I always think of this kid when someone says mallninja. I may be able to find another that fits the picture in my mind. But this one certainly has the spirit down pat.

I wanted to add that the Extreme Shock advertisement is certainly an accurate depiction of the term also.

 

[mgregg85]

 

[Creature]

 

[mgregg85]

I believe this to be an original photo of the poster known as gecko45(the original mall ninja).

 

[Phil DeGraves]

If the pics don't flow in, send me a PM reminder to post some.
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jakemccoy

Why does this not surprise me?

 

[KBintheSLC]