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What gun(s) have you carried to Starbucks?

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I only had to try that appalling swill they try to pass for coffee once to never go there again. It's sick that they can charge so much for such a horrible cup of coffee.:barf:
 
I dont buy anything from an establishment that screws up the names for small, medium, and large :fire:
 
Nobody got the harpoon thing?
.....sorry, Warren....I'd be a "Dick" if I didn't acknowledge your harpoon reference....the Moby connection was a "whale" of a pun too ! (groan) :)

- Regards
 
Sometimes if Starbucks is nice, you'll get free water, that's only if they're nice. The water comes in a nice clear plastic cup, with........free ice. Yes, that's right folks, free ice.

I dont carry in Starbucks, since I dont own a pistol. When I ever own a pistol, you'll bet I'll designate a gun just for Starbucks, probably like a Carbon-15 with the Starbucks logo on it, and like 6 mags in a chest rig under my large leather jacket, and like 2 in each big pocket in my pants with many pockets.

I'll even show the clerk and be like "look, this is my Starbucks gun!11" and then when she utters an awkward "oh....OK...." and then picks up the phone to call the cops, I pull out my copy of the Constitution I carry everywhere, and flip to the second amendment to show my legality, give her 2 silver pre-65 quarters for my drink, then leave and get in my car fast, evading jail time.

Sorry, your intentions may have been good, but with a title like "what do you carry to starbucks," people will at least go "***?"

I'm sure most people just carry whatever gun they carry everywhere else if they ever go to Starbucks.
 
I don't drink coffee, much, but I also don't change my carry package from day to day. I carry a Gov't Model sized 1911, (either Taurus PT1911, SA Mil-Spec, or occasionally the Colt, if I were open carrying to a place I'd want to show off) in a Don Hume pancake, with KT P32 for BUG, one spare mag for each. If my pants are on, and I'm not in a courthouse or such, you can count on finding that setup on my person, whether it be at starbucks in Suburbia, or some ol' warehouse downtown.

~~~Mat
 
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