ArfinGreebly
Moderator Emeritus
Waiting for the Assault Criminal Bill
I don't have anything an AWB would regulate.
At least this time around.
I believe I'll begin suggesting a Criminal Reduction Bill.
I want to know why there are so many criminals running around loose.
Oh, and the Psychologist Elimination Act. They've held our schools hostage long enough, and cranked out three or four generations of half-baked, gratification-dependent, personally-irresponsible crybabies.
Oh, and the Journalism Accountability Act. If you're going to go on the air with a sensational story, you have to be prepared to back it up. I can see it now:
I don't have anything an AWB would regulate.
At least this time around.
I believe I'll begin suggesting a Criminal Reduction Bill.
I want to know why there are so many criminals running around loose.
Oh, and the Psychologist Elimination Act. They've held our schools hostage long enough, and cranked out three or four generations of half-baked, gratification-dependent, personally-irresponsible crybabies.
Oh, and the Journalism Accountability Act. If you're going to go on the air with a sensational story, you have to be prepared to back it up. I can see it now:
"What are you in for, man?"
"Uh, well, I faked the facts in a news story. Why are you all looking at me like that? Hey, I didn't think weapons were allowed in prison. Whoa, hey, back off man, it's not like I killed anyone . . . hey! Stop!