Thanks, Linda!
You beat me to it!
I was thinking of voting "other" and posting something like,
"One that's weightless, bottomless, never breaks, is free if you want another one...
Of the paper ones, Women and Guns is my favorite because it seems to be the only rational non-silly one.
And I am a boy-type person!
(edited to change "yoy" to "you")
Hmm, must go vote that way, now.