Good point about the 12 and 31: the 870 is very reliable and easy to keep running. The 12 and 31 are nice examples of what a pump gun can be, but the Wingmaster was and is a more practical gun for heavy use.
However, Dave, if you look throught the thread, a lot of what you call "bashing" comes from Express owners who have had bad experiences.
My Express works fine. It swings like a pig, shucks like a gate latch, and the trigger is awful. But it's hell for reliable, and low-maint other than rust prevention, which requires some diligence. I'm thinking of putting an 18.5" barrel on it, because I trust it to go "bang" as much as any gun I have ever shot, and more than most. For hunting and clay playing, I wish I'd have sprung for a Wingmaster LC, though.
I own no other pump guns, and I sure don't get my ego boosts from what guns I might or might not own. I just don't think the Express is flawless, and I don't think it's a great "do everything" gun in 12 Gauge due to its handling. But the things work, and they're absolutely worth what they cost, which is still quite low for an American-made, reliable shotgun.
I also think that Remington has gone on for too long, relying on their past reputation, and that they had best get their act together. No, the 887 is not an example of "getting their act together," and the 105, which I have shot, and really liked shooting, is a tragedy. What a wonderful concept! Unfortunately, it seems Remington has discontinued it because they couldn't pull it together.