Would you shoot bigfoot?

[mbt2001]

I would shot Bigfoot, BUT ONLY if it was to defend myself or someone else. Haven't any of you "would shoot" people seen Pumpkinhead? Pet Cemetary? Jeepers Creepers? or related movies?

I have seen to many horror movies to think that it would be a safe gamble to even get involved with Bigfoot or whatever.

 

[bang_bang]

I'd shoot him...

So what if they're endangered, scientists would pay $BIG$MONEY$ to get their hands on Bigfoot. Hell, scientists often kill animals they study. I read an article on the oldest animal found. Some type of clam, over 500 years old, and the only way to tell is to kill it. So they did...great job guys.

If it's a guy in a suit, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN A MONKEY SUIT IN THE WOODS!
The Darwin Awards will have another contestant if some idiot straps in and goes meandering through the woods, especially during hunting season.

 

[nekwah]

Some people watch too many movies. They are figments of someones imagination. Bigfoot, if real hasnt apparently harmed anyone, but niether has rabbits and i shoot them.

 

[1858rem]

I would play a practical joke on him and call it good.

i guess you have not seen the jack links beef jerky commercials?

I positively would

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yes, but only if he threatend me

and only after

I would play a practical joke on him and call it good.

so i could say he thretened me? ...... i dont know if i just made any sense, but when i was thinkin it through it sounded funny at first to me lol

 

[Kman]

Shoot that big hairy sucker in a heartbeat, what concerns me most is what pose for the darn mount? Ya gotta get a full body {ain't gunna be cheap either} I'm thinking fangs bared and in a full forward charge, AARRGGHHH!! I'd put im' on the porch for Halloween.

Buddy of mine has a shop and in the window he put up a sign stating "bigfoot hunting supplies sold here" and darned if every once in a while somebody will ask, it makes us smile.

 

[pac-man-10]

I'd shoot him for sure.....get him stuffed too

 

[jackdanson]

I wouldn't. 99% chance of "guy in suit".

 

[FlyinBryan]

no.

i would try to communicate with him.

if that was successful i would let him know that folks were trying to kill him even though he has never hurt anyone.

probably size him for kevlar if he wanted to stay there, or buy a bunch of razors and help him shave and maybe get him out of there.

then maybe give him a place to stay till he could get a job.

maybe like a toll booth attendant or a city employee.

 

[M'bogo]

Yes, at least twice. <---Should have been an option on this poll.

M'bogo

 

[SwearNoAllegiance]

Absolutely! And then I'd have his head mounted.

 

[Scratchy]

Bigfoot? probably not
but E.T.'s get shot on sight. just kidding

 

[H&Hhunter]

No because after I was abducted by aliens I used to hang out with Elvis at his secret cave and he had a pet bigfoot and it was really cool. It used to eat Oreo Cookies out of JFK's hand and sometimes it would play with the Lochness monster cubs we had swimming in the pond.

 

[Dksimon]

1858rem
The whole point of this thread is humor. Nice work picking up on the sarcasm

 

[Georgia Gunner]

Well I've actually considered this scenario before. I figure if it charged me I would definetly shoot it. If it just stood there I don't know. On one hand I would like to prove they exist, on the other hand after i proved this every idiot in the world would be out hunting them.

Another thing I worry about, what if it didn't kill him and just mad him really mad or what if there were others like its family members nearby that might attack me for shooting it. I don't want to spend the rest of my life paranoied that a gang of bigfoots are after me.

 

[chrisb507]

Ahhh, no

I would have to say "no" given the following--one of the four rules: "Be sure of your target. Know what it is, what is in line with it and what is behind it. Never shoot at anything that you haven't positively identified."

 

[ilovebubbles]

"Positively identified" , Hell it's a Bigfoot for crying out loud ,shoot kill destroy, me smarter ape have boom stick me kill big monkey , get paid!

 

[rbernie]

No because after I was abducted by aliens I used to hang out with Elvis at his secret cave and he had a pet bigfoot and it was really cool. It used to eat Oreo Cookies out of JFK's hand and sometimes it would play with the Lochness monster cubs we had swimming in the pond.

H&H wins!!!

 

[AKCOP]

20 yards behind my stand, damn trespasser.....

 

[mio]

i need the money

 

[BlackHand1917]

Most descriptions of the alleged "bigfoot" are very much humanlike. Maybe these creatures are a wacky, distorted form of man. In short, he appears too human to kill.

 

[BenceT]

I'd shoot em
Then make a sasquatch sandwich.

 

[bensdad]

I'd challenge him to a game of bloody-knuckles. If I win, he has to go with me to the city and attack politicians. If he wins, he can have my lucky hat.

 

[hankdatank1362]

maybe like a toll booth attendant or a city employee.

I think Bigfoot is overqualified for that.


That, plus it's probably just some really hairy fat guy.

 

[f4t9r]

Have you not seen what happens when you mess with sasquach.
Throw him the jack links jerky and take a picture.

 

[cpttango30]

Bigfoot was a man really. just like the Family in Mexico that is covered in hair.

It is my belief that it was started by an early white explorers and settlers seeing Native Americans that had been cast out because they were coverend in hair to live a lonley life on their own. Having no females to mate with the genetic disorder hypertrichosis died out in their blood lines.

That is why you don't see big foot anymore.