Would you shoot bigfoot?

[salthouse]

I would only shoot if threatened. Also, I hope I'm wearing my brown pants that day.

 

[JImbothefiveth]

No, I would not shoot someone wearing a bigfoot costume.

(Even if you do believe in him, you should still realize it's still probably a kid in a costume)

 

[H&Hhunter]

if you put a .223 bullet on the end of your foot, could you hunt bigfoot by kicking him?
Today 05:19 pm

I don't care who you are that right there is funny!

 

[Thin Black Line]

Big foot does not exist. If you shoot "bigfoot" in the woods, it will be a
guy in a costume.

BTW, I find the popularity of this poll in the hunting section somewhat
amusing anyway.

 

[MT GUNNY]

Some Great HOAX's throughout time:

 

[moosehunt]

I will shoot him this time. Both times before when I saw him, I tried the "nice guy" approach and it didn't work. First time, I tried talking to him, and things were going OK until some of my sexist comments pissed HER off and she slapped me into next week! The next time I was much wiser and figured that before I said anything wrong, I had best get some photos. I whipped out my camera, and he (I don't even know what this one was) screamed "damn popperazzi" and I woke up an hour later with another bad headache and a smashed camera. I'm done with the kinder/gentler approach, plus I've got a couple scores to settle! And if it is some whacko in a monkey suit, well I have just helped out humanity by raising the mean IQ.

 

[Hoplophile]

No way. That thing is too intelligent if it exists.

 

[Guyon]

I'd also be concerned it was just a dummy in a suit.

+1. Can you say "25 to life"?

 

[Dr. Tad Hussein Winslow]

Not THIS crap again......

 

[ranger335v]

Shoot big foots? Sure. What's the bag limit on them thangs?

 

[CoRoMo]

yes, but only if he threatend me

Inaccurate.

My choice is...

YES, but only if Bigfoot has made an unlawful entry into the dwelling, and when the occupant has a reasonable belief that Bigfoot has committed a crime in the dwelling in addition to the uninvited entry, or is committing or intends to commit a crime against a person or property in addition to the uninvited entry, and when the occupant reasonably believes that Bigfoot might use any physical force, no matter how slight, against any occupant.

 

[Slamfire]

Would you shoot a Big Foot if it could shoot back?

 

[CoRoMo]

Only if I was carrying a tag for one.
Bull tag / Cow tag? Or is it Boy tag / Girl tag?

 

[Boxerrider]

Reload

If you do shoot him you had better chamber another round quick. Somewhere closeby is a guy holding two beers and a video camera.

 

[bobby n.]

id probably hand him the hip flask and offer him a drinkof brandy and a smoke . hell he's probably had a bad day of it already and i.m not going to make his existance any better or worse . heck i got problems galore of my own..

 

[MikePGS]

 

[innerpiece]

shoot bigfoot?! why, you know where to find him


ip.

 

[Dksimon]

If I knew where to find him you woudl have seen me all over the news by now

 

[moosehunt]

bobbyn--I told you, I already tried that approach! It doesn't fly! Read back a few posts. Course, the sexist comments and it turning out to be a her was a factor. Let me assure you, a "her" ain't going to turn you on!! Be careful what you say, and don't try for any pictures. That really pisses 'em off! I've ended up with 2 severe head aches, a smashed camera, and nobody believes me! I'm shoot'in next time!!!

 

[offroaddiver]

"I'm sorry officer, last I remember I had bagged a bigfoot. I don't know how that 17 yo old girl got in my truck!"

 

[salthouse]

The real question is would bigfoot shoot you if he could? That would determine his intelligence level and therefore make it easier for me to make a determination if I would shoot him.

I'm thinking like Burr-Hamilton duel. Does bigfoot just stand there all goofy like, looking at the gun, or does he square and face me. He even looks at me funny while he's holding that flintlock, I'm going to let him have it right between the eyes.

 

[dagger dog]

I voted not to shoot.

But lets just say there is such a creature.

Then lets just say you're out ahuntin' in the piney woods early in the morning it's real quiet ,nothin' stirring,the fogs just starting to burn off , all those shadows turning into misty shapes that kind of change while you're straining, trying to make out just what they are, and that patch of leaves about 20 yds in back of you, (the one you been staring at ,trying to see what the sam hell it is, damn it looks just like a gorilla),blinks one of its eyes

The last damn thing I'm gonna be thinkin' about is , lemme see now
shoot? don't shoot?
It's goona be more like SH#T and I'll be scraping a LOT of it out of my boots, that is after I make it back to the house! Hell I ain't never hit a running deer let alone shootin' ,SH#TIN" and gettin' and hittin' at the same time!

 

[Double Naught Spy]

Yes, I would most definitely shoot an imaginary creature, with my imaginary gun.

 

[Guyon]

Next question: would you shoot the Easter Bunny if you saw him?

 

[moooose102]

i think unless it was a clear cut case of self defense, it COULD become a legal nightmare. if after dna tests were done, the scientists decided it was actually a "human", it could get ugly, depending on the prosecutor and where it happened. if it was in wyoming, alaska, montana, or any of the rugged "western" comon sense states, i think you would be ok. but, if it happened in california, new york, or one of the onter " civilized" states where a lot of touchy feely people lived, you could end up in a heap of trouble.