Write the best AWB sunset headline!

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

The media are cranking up the hype on the AWB sunset even now, 75 hours before the ban ends. Time to help 'em out a bit.

ASSAULT WEAPONS RAMPAGE THROUGH THE STREETS!!!!

Bayonet lugs turn honor students into werewolves shock horror!!

What's yer favorite?

- pdmoderator

 

[Roc_Kor]

"IMPENDING DOOM AWAITS AS ASSAULT WEAPONS HIT STREETS"

a week later

"STILL WAITING FOR THE IMPENDING DOOM THAT WILL COME"

a week later

"OUR VIGILANCE IS KEEPING THE CRIMINALS FROM DOING ANYTHING... YEAH, THAT'S IT!"

 

[Preacherman]

How about "Ding, Dong, The Witch ('s Ban) Is Dead" ?

 

[possenti]

Evil Black Rifles Flooding the Streets!

Ice Cream Trucks now serving Uzi's!

I've actually thought about writing a letter to the editor with a very sarcastic tone like this. I plan on waiting about a week or two after the sunset and then asking why I didn't see any AK-47's floating down MY street. I'd been standing there since the 13th with a fishing net....

I doubt it would get published, but I might try anyway. Sometimes I'm surprised.

 

[Norton]

Blood in the Streets.....film at 11.......

 

[SodiumBenzoate]

HURRICANE IVAN RAINS BLOOD!!!!1!

 

[Standing Wolf]

September 13, 2005:

BLOOD BATH IN STREETS STILL EXPECTED!

 

[Moparmike]

Assault Weapons Flood Streets!
One man prepares by securing a fishing net accross the street

 

[ACP230]

Despite Sunset
Drive-By Bayonettings
Remain Rare

It's a bit too long, but I used to write headlinea and make 'em fit.

 

[PMDW]

Assault Weapons Ban expires, guns turn against their owners, 1000+ die of bayonet wounds.

Assault Weapons Ban Expires, Streets engulfed by rivers of blood, damage nears $4M

Assault Weapons Ban Expires, plantet explodes, billions die, Brady Group -"We told you so"

 

[chetth]

Blood in the Streets, Dewey Defeats Truman.

 

[snug]

RIGHTS OF THE PEOPLE RESTORED!!!

 

[Foreign Devil]

Assault Weapons Fall From Sky

Deer Population Plummets as Hunters Take Up Uzis, AK's

 

[ZeroX]

AK-47 DEATH MACHINES SOLD AT SCHOOL CAFETERIAS AND TOY STORES, CHILDREN PLAY "SHOOT THE INFIDEL" ON THE PLAYGROUND....terror, streets, flood, gangs, crime, DEATH!

 

[Phantom Warrior]

"ABOUT DAMN TIME"

That's what I'd like to see...

 

[nhhillbilly]

How about WE got some FREEDOM.


I also like it's about time.



OR

"IT's a good start"

Now the 1986 full auto ban, Gun control act of 1968, 1923 gun control act.

 

[xdoctor]

Liberals beware: They're back.

Thousands of children slain with crude, last ditch effort spears.

Got flash?

Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty we're free at last!

 

[schizrade]

"Assault Weapons Ban Expires! Country faces great peril!"
...one week later...
"Country in the grip of peril! Assult Weapons coming!"
...week after that...
"Peril at it highest level in years! Assault Weapons to blame!"
...sometime in december...
"The peril has grown so great, that it must not be shown to you! It would be far too perilous!"
...sometime 20 years from now...
"Unending peril envelops the world! Peril so great it is perilous to even mention the peril!"

*edit - somebody HAS to see the nod here.... Anybody?

 

[Little Loudmouth]

AWB EXPIRES; CARNAGE WILL BEGIN

 

[PMDW]

1923 gun control act.

Wasn't it 1934?

 

[Finch]

OMGZORS!!!11! TEhY ASSALT WEPonS BAN Are EXSPIERING!!11!! aLl ur aK47 r BeLONG 2 US!!1!1 We'z R Teh D()()/\/\3|)

 

[SouthpawShootr]

Assault weapon ban ends, manufacturers making magazines at capacity.

 

[berettaman]

? so negative how about something positive

"Our Long National Nightmare is Over"
free citizens regain rights illegally siezed.

 

[Rawlings]

"Brady Group Caught Throwing AK-47s Out Back of Speeding Van"

 

[jefnvk]

Bayonetting and Grenade Attacks Remain at All-Time Low