Yo Mama's so tactical for Mother's Day

[HighVelocity]

That she needs a special sale on the latest tactical equipment. I asked my wife if she wanted ASP handcuffs for mothers day and I got "the look"

I stumbled across this and just had to share:

http://www.streichers.com/specialpage.aspx?page=mothersday

 

[1911Ron]

"Yo mamas so tactical" her Mothers day roses are made from Kevlar and Carbon fiber

 

[nyresq]

yo mamms so tactical,


her bathrobe is made of cordura nylon!!!

 

[Standing Wolf]

Yo mama's so tactical, her cute fuzzy bunny slippers are still alive.

 

[Spec ops Grunt]

Your mammas so tatical she CCWs an AR-15 pistol with a P90 as a BUG.

 

[CypherNinja]

Your Momma's so tactical, she spices her chili with pepperspray.

 

['Card]

Yo' Mamma is so tactical, she mounted a black plastic stock, a flashlight, and a laser on her skillet.

 

[Bubbles]

Yo mama's so tactical, she packs a black nylon high-capacity diaperbag and installed a ring-mount on the jogging stroller.

 

[Just_a_dude_with_a_gun]

Yo mamma's so tactical, she has a threaded barrel on her vacuum cleaner....

 

[TrapperReady]

Yo mama's so tactical she keeps her carries her lipstick IWB in a kydex holster.

 

[aguyindallas]

You mama is so tactical, she carries the baby attached to a Spectre CQB sling!

 

[MrsHighVelocity]

Yo Mama's so tactical that the headlamps on her minivan are made by SureFire

 

[aguyindallas]

^^^^^
Thats a good one!

 

[AndyC]

Yo mama's so tactical, her handcuffs ain't just for the bedroom no more.

(Hey, I tried)

 

[double0757]

yo mama is so tactical

that her camoflage apron matches the color of the meal she's cooking.

 

[Dionysusigma]

Yo momma's so tactical, she dropped you off at school in a Black Hawk helo!

 

[Diomed]

Yo mama's so tactical she's got dual picatinny rails on her purse.

 

[Lindenberger]

Yo Mama

Yo mama so tactical she wear high-heel combat boots.

 

[mordechaianiliewicz]

Yo mammas so tactical, she uses surefire flashlights above the stove in the kitchen

 

[noresttill]

Yo Mama so tactical, her broom has a forward pistol grip.

Jesse

 

[aguyindallas]

Your mama is so tactical her kitchen apron is made by 5.11 Tactical

 

[HighVelocity]

Yo Mama's so tactical that at your childhood birthday parties she replaced the party poppers with Flash-Bangs.

You Mama's so tactical that instead of bobbing for apples at your Halloween party y'all bobbed for grenades.

You Mama's so tactical that when she played pin the tail on the donkey, she used a real donkey and a tranq gun.

 

[aguyindallas]

Your mama is so tactical she has boot grips on her spatula.

Your mama is so tactical her purse is an i-shot range bag.

 

[Hoploholic]

You momma is so tactical that she has an operational Coach purse with an MP7A1 inside...and kevlar panels with trauma plates so she can use the handbag as cover when necessary.

 

[evan price]

Yo momma so tactical she fries chicken in Cosmoline.

Yo momma so tactical she douches with Hoppes #9