You may have too much ammo if...

[Ranger Roberts]

boy scouts keep showing up at your house because that's where the compass was pointing.

Haha! I think we have a winner!

Fill the back passenger area of your truck with full ammo cans for more traction on the snow and ice..... (don't laugh, it works!)

I second this! I had it in my bed and locked my fiberglass tonneau cover. Worked great!

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

you can't shoot it all up before you die of old age.

Hmm, based on that and if I factor in the muzzleloaders, with their slower rate of fire, I guess I need to start shooting more often...

 

[stoky]

you can't shoot it all up before you die of old age.

taint funny McGee

 

[2zulu1]

Added another hard drive for inventory.

 

[ms6852]

You have an office in every ammo manufacturer with the title, honorary chairman of the board.
You have too much ammo that when you stack it, it is higher than Mount Everest.

You have too much ammo if you play poker every Thursday with the ATF.

 

[orionengnr]

If you take a monthly inventory and find you have a "surplus".

That will never happen.

boy scouts keep showing up at your house because that's where the compass was pointing.

Hmmmmm...how does that work? Compass that points toward lead deposits....
Somebody skipped 6th grade, "ore" something...

 

[susieqz]

great stuff here.
made my day.

 

[TruthTellers]

You may have too much ammo if your lgs considers you a distributor instead of a customer.

 

[jobu07]

You back out of refinancing your home mortgage simply because the appraiser kept insisting on looking inside "that room".

This! It made the appraisal for my re-fi very awkward... I ultimately hung sheets up over my collection of "antique tools" that spanned three walls.

 

[njl]

Walmart calls you because their shipment of .22lr didn't come in, and they wonder if you could stop by and feed the [other] vultures.

 

[moe.ron]

Winchester makes a commemorative box with your face on it.

 

[GAF]

You probably have too much ammo if small planes and birds have difficulty
escaping the gravity well when they fly over your house.

Or that some of the governments of the world built a counter weight to put the earth back in balance because of your ammo stock pile.

I tell you when I have to much ammo.

 

[hamp sandwich]

You might have too much ammo when you can't find your guns that are hidden behind all that ammo..

 

[The Bushmaster]

orionengnr...The compass points to his house because of the guns needed to fire all that ammunition.