You Shoot Like a Goat Herder!

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Pat Boone already did an album covering Alice Cooper among others. That should do the trick.
 
Hmmm, maybe our psychops boys should just read the which gun for bear, pumas, and magic unicorn threads on THR in Arabic? That should cause a quick surrender.:D

"No, no, Allah be merciful. We cannot take it! Why do they just not shoot the critters. Why the endless debate about ninja bears, surely a symptom of a sick society, but we cannot endure.":cool:
 
get GWAR to come in costume and play. that'll scare the hell out of them. then all have to agree with the others. some Zombie and then Manson. then i think some Slipknot and finally come Cannibal Corpse (if you want to read some messed up lyrics, do a search of them online). and then finally, to keep it gun related, let Ted Nugent come play in concert and bring his own guns. i'm sure he'd be more than happy to come.
 
Stronger measures are called for.
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Roseann Barr and Richard Simmons singing the theme from Titanic with a jumbo tron showin them engaging in a serious lip lock.

While the enemy is wretching, attack!
 
Motorhead, "Born to Raise Hell", Black Sabbath "Ironman", interspersed with fife and drums from Fred's CD's played from the loudspeakers of advancing Abrams columns.

that'll confuse them.



Regards,
Rabbit.
 
Can anyone tell me what is so dishonorable about being a goat herder in the Arabic world? I can see pig farmers being a no-no, but goat herder? M-T mines wanna no.
 
So what's wrong with goat herders? Goats are cool. Shows you how really messed up those dudes really are.
 

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What's wrong with classical music? There should be enough there for a couple of night's worth of 'easy' listening. :neener:

See this chapter from 1632 for what I mean.

Maybe some rave music would also go over not-so-well. Sounds (to me) like an electronic version of someone trying to play a jet engine-powered set of bagpipes in an operational beer bottling plant. And generally that someone doesn't seem to be hindered by any skill or musical talent :D

Speaking of which, a couple of nights worth of bagpipe music (either by a good or a very bad player) might also work.

Cheers,
ErikM :evil:
 
How about some good ole fashioned Requiem dirges ala Mozart, Brahms, and Orrf? Maybe themes from Conan the Barbarian soundtrack? Sepriroth? All while Fire and Brimstone fall about their heads! Very apocolyptic (sp?) and very scary.

Or we can always use Slayer!

<voice.Bevis> The desert Police came to kick Slayer out of the desert and Slayer said NOOOOOOOO!!! <voice.Bevis>
 
To REALLY annoy them, play the Wedding Album from John Lennon. Actually, ANYTHING with Yoko "singing" would do it. Anyone unlucky enough to ever hear "Don't Worry Kyoko, Mummy's Only Looking for Her Hand in the Snow?" Ewwww.......

FWIW,

emc
 
No, no, Allah be merciful. We cannot take it! Why do they just not shoot the critters. Why the endless debate about ninja bears, surely a symptom of a sick society, but we cannot endure
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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Chris
 
I don't know about anybody else but hearing Madonna sing "Like a Virgin" over and over again would send me walking upright into a final protective fire just for the releif.
 
I have no problem if Jimi Hendrix rendention of the "The Star Spangled Banner", is cranked up while hell rains down tho'.
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*sniff*

A tear is running down my face thinking of Jimmy's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner blasting over speakers while fleets of F-16s and A-10s strafe the city.

*shudder*

You get the idea of the year award!!!

:D
 
Can anyone tell me what is so dishonorable about being a goat herder in the Arabic world? I can see pig farmers being a no-no, but goat herder?
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I doubt there would even BE a pig farmer, since Islamists can't touch, let alone eat them!

An Islamic pig herder would be funny though, since they couldn't touch them. The pigs might even figure out who has the upper hand, and then they could herd the herders!
 
I say give them some Yanni and Kenny G, while listening to someone getting their teeth drilled. Then some Metallica "Sad But True" when it starts raining steel, lead and HE.:evil:
 
You could also play the Barney theme song over and over again. However, you would have to make sure our guys had ear protection, and good ear protection.
 
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