You're only asking for trouble

[iiibdsiil]

I had this chic tell me that having a gun makes you more apt to be shot in the event the other person has a gun so, I replied "Well, not if I shoot him first." She left me alone the rest of the night.

 

[Andrew Rothman]

Well, I guess you weren't her handsome prince. That's okay -- it hardly sounds like she was your fair damsel, either.

 

[Nightfall]

I've gotten the "you're only asking for trouble" line before. Along with, "What are you afraid of?!" and "You're just going to get angry and shoot somebody if you have a gun." That last one was a clear cut case of projection if there ever was one. The person I'm quoting there has... anger issues.

 

[Taurus 66]

I had this chic tell me that having a gun makes you more apt to be shot in the event the other person has a gun so, I replied "Well, not if I shoot him first." She left me alone the rest of the night.

I see it the same way only with a slight twist.

I would never think of killing anyone ..... unless they killed me first.

 

[iiibdsiil]

Well, I was staying @ my girlfriend house that night, watching it because she was out of town, and she has a room mate. This girl had been over frequently and was hitting on me, quite obviously, seeing as how my girlfriend caught her. That conversation happened when I decided to go outside to smoke a cig, and she whispers to her friend "Let's go have a cigarette" as I am halfway to the door. I figured it was time to stop this crap. She was pretty cute, but I really don't appreciate any girl that will hit on me blatantly in my girlfriends house, both with and without my girlfriend there. Plus, she was a liberal Hahahahaha.

It was better than my "Well, let's hope Mr. Big Bad Man doesn't come into the house tonight, because I'll point the gun at him and tell him that I will not be a victim, but there are two cute girls upstairs that will gladly be victims."

I decided that one wasn't appropriate.