Uuuummmmm.......I thought SWAT was a life-saving organization and not a circus? Am I wrong? Sorry for the pun from the movie SWAT. LOL.
But exactly how does a monkey change "the way we do business"?
Can you imagine that converstaion?
Higher-up: We need a new image
Yes-man: Yes we do, any ideas?
Higher-up: No, you?
Yes-man: I know, let's get a monkey!
Higher-up: I know, let's get a monkey!
Yes-man: Great idea!
Higher-up: Let's mount him a camera, a 2-way radio, a remote-controlled turret gun, and some night-vision. He'll be the Sam Fisher of monkeys!
Yes-man: Excellent idea!
Higher-up: We'll train him for recon work. Oh and to use all of the fancy, High-drag, Low speed, tacti-cool gear we'll give him.
Yes-man: Great!
Higher-up: But what of the funding involved?
Yes-man: We'll just take the other officer's gear and then train more more monkeys for the work. It'd be cheaper and there would be less complaining, no vacation pay to worry about, no hazard-pay, and did I mention less complaining?
Higher-up: We'll just take the other officer's gear and then train more more monkeys for the work. It'd be cheaper and there would be less complaining, no vacation pay to worry about, no hazard-pay, and did I mention less complaining?
Yes-man: Great idea again sir!
We can all see where this is gonna lead.....