BAR: because a real man can handle a 20+ pound rifle.
Howdah: because if you can only have 2 shots in a handgun, they might as well be .50 cal + and be able to dispatch a charging tiger.
1911 in 45ACP: because JMB would rise from the dead and kick me in the junk if I didn't add this.
SW Model 29: Because Dirty Harry didn't pack a SW 500.
Colt SAA: Because John Wayne and the Magnificent Seven (That's right YUL BRYNNER, James Coburn, Charles Bronson et al), Plus Clint, Shane--like if I really need to explain this you're probably carrying a .32 in a European shoulder bag.
1895 Winchester in .405 with a steel plate shotgun butt. Because Teddy Roosvelt could get shot and still give a speech and recoil is no issue to a real man.
Ma Deuce: Because if your name is Roadblock, you need to stop cars and trucks. And come on, it's MA, and even manly men love their MA.
Moisin Nagant: Because cocking that SOB will give you the arms of a Russian Social Realist Poster Boy. If you can handle the carbine model, you're even manlier. You prolly shave with a bayonet and have never owned deodorant.
Atchisson Full Auto 12 ga. Because the only thing better than a 12 ga. is making it drum fed and the XM 19 from Dogs of War is pretty scarce.
Colt Fitz Special in 45 ACP: Because real men don't need triggerguards, hammer spurs, sights, and occasionally need a back-up gun that he can still beat you to death with when he's out of bullets.
And no woman on earth will ever care about this list